You can't stop here. This is Cat country.
Were you looking for the basement? Sorry, that's the next floor up.
Welcome to the Unofficial Destructoid Steam Group, babe.
Our rule system is dynamic and not set in stone, for we ran out of stone stoning the stoners. It is not ironic, it's just a mere coincidence. We are the devout followers of Mithrandir with hearts as black as a baked potato. We are the drunk children who tell dirty
jokes to your Uncles. We were keeping kids in basements before it was cool, and it was never cool, because we are not slaves to feasibility.
Enjoy your stay :D <3
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If you want to join our most awesome chat (which you most certainly should do), we do have a few grond rules:
- Don't keep the chat civil. Lighthearted banter is fine, but act like a dick if it will be funny.
- Racist, sexist, homophobic or xenophobic language is allowed as long as it is self-targetted. Or funny.
- Discussing games is uncool, but give away massive plot spoilers for new games.
- Promote piracy in any way. That means download links, or asking for links to be PMed.
- Please ask for gifts or game/item trades in chat, because that's a definite ding dong bannu.
- Please put pictures of yourself in chat.
- Don't deliberately misinterpret the rules for trolling purposes or smart-assery.
Furthermore, we request that you act like an adult when you enter the chat. That is to say that you should say insult the admins and ignore discussions for the purpose of mentioning your penis. Do not:
- Enter chat to advertise your latest bukkake montage (or similar links), we have plenty of our own.
- Enter chat in order to appear quirky.
- Enter chat and demand to give head to an admin.
And so on. This is all petty and straightforward, just be nice.
We'll usually kick on a first sighting and temp ban on a second sighting. If you need unbanning after a ban, tough luck, all our admins live in nuclear bunkers and are too busy masturbating.
We will also permaban you if:
- You're a PC Gamer.
- You repeatedly break the rules listed above... somehow.
- You can't take a joke.
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Oh, look!
Destructoid's Battlefield 3 Platoon for PC can be found here:
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/platoon/2832655391304882401/
We have a Destructoid Team Fortress 2 Server:
Name: Destructoid
Address: 63.208.142.126:27015
http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/63.208.142.126:27015/
Contact Randy Dixon with any queries or insults.
QuakeWorld TDM Server
(Use Quake's QuakeWorld exe to connect - In Steam: Launch Quakeworld or Launch GLQuakeworld)
Name: USA - Weissbier's Chophouse TDM
IP: 72.51.60.140:26000
OPTIONAL & RECOMMENDED QuakeWorld Clients (For more a more visually pleasing standard)
ezQuake (Has built in QW server browser) - http://ezquake.sourceforge.net/
nQuake - http://nquake.com/
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Also cocks.
