John Bennett

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blooregardo [whpdud]: I like making random analogies
bobdole: Thats perfectly ok.
blooregardo [whpdud]: it's fun
bobdole: And amusing.
blooregardo [whpdud]: it's like throwing explosives at zombies while jumping on a trampoline

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blooregardo: I crush all of the aforementioned soda cans
blooregardo: then placed them in an empty pizza box
blooregardo: wrote "I HATE YOU :)" on the box in sharpie
blooregardo: and left it sitting in the shower
blooregardo: an hour ago I thought that was hilarious
blooregardo: but now
blooregardo: I'm now longer on a sugar high, so it sounds incredibly stupid

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blooregardo: Well it's better than being addicted to Gmod roleplay like I was the last 2 nights
blooregardo: that stuff will fuck you up
blooregardo: emotionally i mean

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Blooregardo: im eating breakfast foods
Blooregardo: at midnight
Blooregardo: IM SUCH A FUCKING HARDASS
Hamberglar [whpdud]'s ghost: bitch
Hamberglar [whpdud]'s ghost: I do that all the time
Hamberglar [whpdud]'s ghost: I just don't have any right now
Blooregardo: and for a split second
Blooregardo: I felt better that hamberglar
Blooregardo: and now its gone
Blooregardo: FUCK
Hamberglar [whpdud]'s ghost: :D
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Blooregardo: agh
Blooregardo: if this laptop didn't suck cock, I'd play crysis
Blooregardo: BUT THIS LAPTOP SUCKS COCK
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Blooregardo: you'll care in a job interview when your potential employer asks you if you want to play gmod, and you acidentally refer to it as 10 and you potential employer is all like "YOU UNPROFESSIONAL FUCK"
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blooregardo: I'm gonna do some ragdoll poses about HEROIN
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