Recent reviews by Halzatron

This game is the most realistic example of raising a hive of "dogs" on the market right now, and you'd honestly be missing out if you didn't immediately jump on it. I love my "dogs" and this game is just funny to mess around in for hours at a time. The art style is cute and I love the different patterns and mutations available. I can't wait to finally dig up a den upgrade.

BODY HORROR WARNING: Yes, you can breed "dogs" with unnatural amounts of legs, tails, and heads, in addition to other weird mutations. The game's cartoony style stops it from looking completely horrific, and I myself am a bit squicked out by body horror, but I play this game just fine. That being said, if you do get creeped out by the thought of animals with more/less than the normal amount of body parts, maybe skip this one.

[WARNING: THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS]

Doki Doki Literature Club is undoubtedbly one of the best written deconstruction games I've ever played. I can't really do it justice without spoiling absolutely everything, but let's just say if you pay close attention, you'll notice just how clever and amazing the writing truly is based on what characters say.

Also, I give this game mad props for being upfront with warnings about its content. It does not shy away from more gruesome topics and it portrays them in a realistic way instead of just forcing some ow the edge in.

The only thing that makes me sad about this game is the ending, and how it [MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD] bricks itself. But hey, I can always redownload it.

If you like psychological horror, anime, poems, cute girls, and clever trope deconstruction, this is the game for you.

10/10, Monika did not influence this review in any way.

Do you like Yu-Gi-Oh?

Do you hate the meta of the real life game?

Do you like a slower paced game?

You're gonna love this. I've been playing since the game first came out on mobile and haven't spent any money, the game is pretty generous with gem distribution.

Story's good, gameplay's okay, fandom is trash.

That's the long and short of it, anyway. Be forewarned this game's replay value will depend on if you have the heart to do a true reset after a certain ending.

10/10 would eat spaghetti with Papyrus again.

This game takes everything about Origins and makes it even better. Controls still smooth as ever, even playing with Murphy isn't horrible.

Pros:
GORGEOUS artstyle.
Fun platforming.
Controls are wonderful.
Online challenge modes that aren't impossibly difficult.

Cons:
Sadly, this game requires you to download UPlay, a different game service, to launch it. UPlay has a cloud, but the online service seems to have trouble working properly. I was able to register without problems, though I see many others weren't as lucky.

I still highly recommend this game if you can look past the need to download UPlay.

10/10, would dream again.

The accuracy of this game in it's frantic dad-showering action is without compare. The only simulator game that even comes CLOSE to truly simulating a real experience.

10/10 waiting for port to PS4 in HD

Basically Civilization Gandhi Simulator 2015

10/10 no nuclear winter but would nuke again

The best stories ever told await in this game.

And sometimes you'll drop into a lobby and start a cult centered around drugs.

10/10 would roleplay again

I'll admit I didn't know what to expect from this game. The art leaves a little to be desired (though I don't mind it too terribly much) but the game itself is wonderful. The dungeon mini games are fun, especially if you try to find different ways out each time, and you also get to run around dating cute people.

10/10 would date again.

I've made 4 full length comics with this. Help.