*epic speech voice*
I am a real life ninja sent from the future to this time to restore 'awesome' to the world before it is forever gone.
*awed silence*
yes kids it is true... and now that I have revealed my secret, I promise, nay I vow! to continue sharing my awesomess until the end of days!
*dramatic stare into the distance*
i do this for you, boring people of the world.
*loud emotional cheering*