have you seen my son?
Hugh Mungus   Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
 
 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Redd Reptile Feb 3 @ 12:19pm 
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my son is missing Feb 2 @ 9:09pm 
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tounge but hole Nov 22, 2016 @ 5:28pm 
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Redd Reptile Jun 6, 2016 @ 3:27pm 
Is beefsteak ded..?
Fluff Butt Duck Apr 24, 2016 @ 9:11pm 
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Redd Reptile Mar 29, 2016 @ 6:47pm 
I am a shamefully horny person