Twostu[B-Day in 2 Days]
No one important, move along   Jackson, Tennessee, United States
TFW you lose your skill in TF2 thanks to continuous nerfs, the unbalanced mess of Casual Mode and work.

MvM Loot
Two Cities
[Professional killstreak Black Box
Professional killstreak Grenade Launcher
Professional killstreak Original
Professional killstreak AWPer Hand]-I got these all from my 20-40's in touring
Tour 80 Australium Stickybomb Launcher
Tour 132 Professional Killstreak Knife

"There is no dark side, nor a light side
There is only the force
I will do what I must to keep the balance
The balance is what keeps me together
There is no good without evil, but evil must not be allowed to flourish
There is passion, yet emotion
Serenity, yet peace
Chaos, yet order
I am the wielder of the flame, the protector of balance
I am the holder of the torch, lighting the way
I am the keeper of the flame, soldier of balance
I am a guardian of balance
I am a Gray Jedi"

"Oh no, it's a rug. You sweep dirt under it, you don't fly on it." ~Cassim

Congratulations, you've wasted a few seconds of your life.
Currently Offline
Last Online 2 hrs, 1 mins ago
Do you really have nothing better to do? Then great! :D
Before adding me
Private and VAC banned profiles will less likely be accepted
Have proper English
I don't trade with random users, sorry.
Anyone that spams me with game and group invites will be removed.
Don't beg me for my items. I'll give you a free block, though!
Don't add just for RP/ERP.
If you don't put in the effort to talk to me, why should I?

Look at me, I'm important!(\/)
Sexual Preference: Hetero and proud!
Age: 23
Gender: I'm a grill gamer in disguise.(Not really)
Personality: Random, truthful, volatile if aggravated enough.
Relationship: *Insane laughter then bursts into tears*
Interests: Gaming, conversating, single-player games, Mann vs. Machine.
Dislikes: Math, try-hards, bigots, copy-cats, ERP-whores, attention-whores, hipsters, egotists.

Facts about my horse
Name: Twisty
Race: Unicorn
Gender: Stallion
Sexuality: Straight as they come
Occupation: Blade for hire
Personality: Silly, humble, wise when serious.
Relationship: No, I'm not gonna let you sex him
Likes: Jokes, being childish, swords, drinking cider from dusk til dawn.
Dislikes: Edgelords, narcissists, traps, futas, rape, sex addicts.

Places I am also found
DeviantART(Don't use anymore because it sucks now.) []
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MvM Randoms in a Nutshell
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Perfect Games
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The dry-streak is over, my dudes!
Favorite Group
Join, for food and to help me compensate for my low self-esteem!
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I'm the T to the W to the I-S-T-Y, and ain't nopony more psychotic than I! I'm Twistylicious! Also, don't ask me to trade. I'm a collector not a seller.
Favorite Guide
Created by - Vallinek
226 ratings
Here you will learn what to do to make yourself completely and utterly useless to your team, and to make the rest of the players steam with hate at your sight.
Workshop Showcase
Time to take a stand.

all class hat, paintable, three LODs for each class.

Model by Drew
Texture by OverPovered
Concept by Frag
Promotional art by Hotrod McCoolguy
3,682 ratings
Status - Pending, Created by - drew, OverPovered, Hotrod McCoolguy and Frag
Review Showcase
Statement: "I just wanted the new Steam badge."

Recent Activity

230 hrs on record
last played on Nov 24
3,215 hrs on record
last played on Nov 22
0.7 hrs on record
last played on Nov 8
Cressida Nov 23 @ 7:36pm 
Happy Thanksgiving to you too!
✠☾❤Carter❤☾✠ Nov 23 @ 10:31am 
Nighty Nov 1 @ 8:00pm 
irish Oct 24 @ 5:54am 

Have a nice day ~Cheers
Cressida Oct 11 @ 1:12pm 
Thanks, unicorn brethren!
Gallius (Asleep) Sep 27 @ 6:35pm 
Begone THOT