-Enchanted (She falls in love with a cute boy at first sight)-->

-Hey Stephen (develops a growing crush)-->

-You Belong With Me (be jealous at his gf)-->

-Speak Now (finally steals boy from said girl)-->

-I Knew You Were Trouble (fights/he cheats on her/etc.)-->

-We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (messy breakup, be angry)-->

-Forever and Always (writes sad song about it, blames him for breaking her heart)-->

-Back to December (writes an even more depressing song, reminisce on the relationship)-->

-Begin Again (then on to the next guy)-->

Which is me. I listen to her. We canoodle. We cuddle. We snuggle. We win.