Mr British | <3
Harry   Bath, Bath and North East Somerset, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
ETF2L High Spy. Able to mentor spies up to [low] High.
britishtf2 from YouTube.
Can merc, and combine logs. Read below if you would like me to merc.

Merc Information:

Instructions:
- Read the information below.
- If you want me to merc, add me or message me on steam. I will get back to you as soon as I can.

Can merc HL up to:
High/Prem or Plat - Spy.
Mid or Silver/Plat - Medic/Pyro.
Open/Mid or Silver - All other classes.

Can merc 6s up to:
Open - Medic.
Open - Scout (can off-class).

Name Guide:
"Mr British | <3 merc?" - I can merc right now.
"Mr British | <3 merc {time}?" - I can merc past the time given.
"Mr British | <3 merc {class}?" - I can merc right now, but will only play the class mentioned.
"Mr British | <3 merc {class, time}?" - I can merc past the time given, but will only play the class mentioned.
"Mr British | <3 [merc]" - I am currently mercing in a scrim or match.
If I don't reply straight away, I am likely out of the house/eating. I will reply when I get back.
Can maincall from any class.

Competitive Experience:

Highlander:

ETF2L:
ETF2L Mid Season 8; Spy.
ETF2L Mid Season 9; Spy.
ETF2L Season 10 Preseason Cup; Spy. Mid Tier Group D Winners.
ETF2L Mid Season 10; Spy: 5th-8th.
ETF2L High Season 11; Spy: 3rd.
ETF2L High Season 12; Spy.
ETF2L High Season 13; Spy: 3rd.

UGC:
UGC Steel Season 15; Spy.
UGC Silver Season 17; Spy.
UGC Silver Season 18; Spy. 5th-8th.
UGC Gold Season 19; Merc Spy.
UGC Gold Season 20; Spy. 6th Place.
UGC Platinum Season 21; Mentor and All-Class.
UGC Silver Season 22; All Class and Spy Mentor.

6s:

ETF2L:
ETF2L Season 22 Open; Scout and Medic.
ETF2L Season 23 Preseason Cup Open; Scout.
ETF2L Season 23 Open; Scout and Medic.
ETF2L Season 25 Preseason Cup. Open Tier Group H Winner; Medic.
ETF2L Season 25 Open; Medic.

4s:

UGC:
UGC Season 7 Steel; All Class Sub.


Other Information:

Over 1450 hours on Spy.
Top 1000 on ReSurfed.
Will do demo reviews for spies. Ask me on steam or post a comment.
Studying Mathematics at The University of Bath.
Can teach GCSE and AS-Level/A-Level [Further] Mathematics and Physics [or equivalent]. The exam boards I know are OCR for Maths, and AQA for Physics, though I may be able to help with other exam boards.


Links:
Bae made my Avatar ♥
My Youtube Channel
My ETF2L Profile [beta.etf2l.org]
My UGC Profile [www.ugcleague.com]
My Logs.tf Profile [logs.tf]
[Spy] Number 4 clip and Thumbnail for Top 10 Plays of the Month, October 2015.
[Spy] Number 4 clip for Top 10 Plays of the Month, February 2016.
[Spy] Number 6 clip for Top 10 Plays of the Month, July 2016.
[Spy] Number 5 clip and Thumbnail for Top 10 Plays of the Month, December 2016.
Some Really-Fucking-Awesome Songs. [pastebin.com]
My Computer's Specifications. [pastebin.com]

I want to die :)

"Turn down the voice inside my head
'cause heaven only knows why we feel this emptiness
But I will climb out, find another view
Now I've found you."

Oh Wonder are the best.

୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨
Currently In-Game
Team Fortress 2
Quotes :3
"I'm hoping to have a full facial" - Arjax <3

ztreak - "It was only twice."

"I think she's from ostrich." - Gorzum

"Med took 123! How is he alive? Oh, wait, they have *125*hp..." - Flight.

TiTuniVers: guck guys why dont you defent the base

20:35 - Mr British | <3 merc?: What should I call my frag?
20:35 - Gorzum: "gay spy carries his team"
20:35 - Mr British | <3 merc?: Cheers

21:29 - Markieer: im not a hoe
21:29 - Markieer: im a hardcore cock slut

22:28 - 67: Every brit on steam is gay
22:28 - Mr British | <3: you're a brit :thinking:
22:28 - 67: :)))

[In Skype, at 23:15 my time]:
Me: We can play [chess] tomorrow
Gorzum: It is tomorrow
Me: Not for me
Gorzum: Did you just assume my timezone?

[Degroot Keep]
Itsuka : Forsooth, I say, MR. BRITISH
Itsuka : IS THAT Ye
Mr British | <3 : yes
Itsuka : Hark! SIGN Mine COCK

"Thanks for being a hard carry" - Not Steven <333

21:17 - wixxi: btw no offense but you sound really homosexual when you're mad

22:23 - Mr British | <3 lft HL?: someone can't imagine me mad when calling. can you describe it for me ty
22:57 - wixxi_: u sound like when an autist finds out his food have touched each other


23:43 - blob: im 15 but i sound like a 2 yr old
23:43 - blob: and im proud

20:41 - SayMo: Fuck my voice is sexy

drezzo))) : what is a lobby?
☆ {WC} Spookaloops ☆ : a circlejerk of OKish players that think they're really good
Mr British | <3 : you should fit right in then
҉ Xephur ҉ : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
☆ {WC} Spookaloops ☆ : :3
drezzo))) : LOL
Rustled : #rekt
*DEAD* ► f u n k ◄ : yea sure
҉ Xephur ҉ : burnn
drezzo))) : fucking l8r

Rustled: What can I say?
Rustled: Willies aren't for me :>

[I am allergic to many things, including dairy & coconut]
Blob: Why can't you have coconut? Is it because they have milk in them?

[in 6s lobby after double headshotting him, the med]
*DEAD* Stinkypant. : KICK THAT SHIT SPY

AlmightyTuna : who to rep
open medic : your masculinity
AlmightyTuna : !rep my masculinity
AlmightyTuna : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mr British | <3 : Blu Tuna's Masculinity has already been reported
AlmightyTuna : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Miley Spyrus : oh its famous mr british ?
Miley Spyrus : wow

ReBBeR ;3 : this game like mr british vs red

23:41 - Blob ツ: there once was a guy called brit
23:41 - Blob ツ: tbh he was a bit shit
23:41 - Blob ツ: he wanted to fly
23:41 - Blob ツ: but ate too much pie
23:41 - Blob ツ: so he crash-landed into a pit

01:30:50 Mr British <3 | 100 subs? 0_o: Person who goes RED med gets free blowjobs for a week
01:31:51 TF2Center: Lobby almost ready
01:32:29 PiotreX [Don't add]| trade.tf: so british you are ready to work

*DEAD*(TEAM) n1xx1 : why do you keep using kritz omg
*DEAD*(TEAM) SaMuRa1 : n1 pls
(TEAM) SaMuRa1 : stop whining like a lil bitch
(TEAM) SaMuRa1 : deal with it
(TEAM) Mr British <3 : Cos I dont stay alive long enough
(TEAM) n1xx1 : that's the stupidiest excuse I've ever heard
(TEAM) Mr British <3 : er ok
*DEAD*(TEAM) SaMuRa1 : its not
*DEAD*(TEAM) SaMuRa1 : if pocket is cancers
*DEAD*(TEAM) SaMuRa1 : cancer
*DEAD*(TEAM) n1xx1 : please

Snippy: If I were a mission [on Payday 2] then I'd be Diamond Store: no one likes me.
Mr British: I like you but I don't like it [Diamond Store].
Snippy: Aww.
Mr British: If you were a mission, you'd be Shadow Raid: I do you so much that I'd get a reduction.

"He's not doing a great job" - Stabby Stabby. http://logs.tf/958671?highlight=76561198046899720 +
http://gyazo.com/18e2a5215e162db9453373481c181306 + http://gyazo.com/0280b9a6a0bd7c5be9d3fa4fb0f3795c

Me: Are you alive?
Blob: Ye, but I'm dead tho.

grafurn: Do I sound brown to you?

Salamdar: [Grafurn] I'll buy your nudes for a key.

[after a 6s mix of perma-spy]
Mr British | <3 : perma spy wins the game
Abso'Z : fdp de spy
6 Shots : those spy aids
Mr British | <3 : :*

JWG : voteban
JWG : Nice hacks mate :)))

*DEAD* Major Payne : mr british pussy ass faggot spy
*DEAD* Mr British : Mad 'cause bad.
Major Payne : not mad your a fucking PUSSY have to hide tyo do shit
*kills him again*
*DEAD* Major Payne : pussy faggot Mr British punk Spy
Major Payne : Mr British go cry to your cock sucking street corner hooker mom faggot

Socrates : Mr British you fucking faggot

Fr3Egun #Mix?! lucky trickstab

Epi: you're adoorable... it's like "Father: hey kid, do you want a hamster. kid: yes daddy. father: you're getting a harry."

Destiny: I burped. I was about to I farted but I didn't.

18:40 - smiley: fuck i gotta get dressed now

00:24 - =]: 17 #hornyandguilty

13:54 - smiley: Fun story time, I came in my fucking eye last night :(

Destiny: If you could make friends with anymore, who would you make befriend? [sic]
Me: Your mum. So we could become friends with benefits.
Destiny: Wow, you're so mean. I don't blame you though.

20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: DO YOU
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: KNOW
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: WHY
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: WOULD I
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: REALLY
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: LIKE
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: TU
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: EGNLAND
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: ?
Mr British: No [skype]
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: HARRY IS THERE
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: I MUST
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: SAVE HIM
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: FROM
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: THE QUEN
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: SHE
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: LIKES MEN
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: UND
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: TALL
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: BLACK
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: FURRY
20:59 - Snippy LFT Sniper: HATS

*Ask cyBing what he is doing*
17:49 - cyb: booze watching matthew santoro

*DEAD* Vanilla POD : fuck u british fucking cheatyer
Player Vanilla POD left the game (Disconnect by user.)

15:01 - Jake the neverland pirate: I have the heart of a lion
15:01 - Mr British: k
15:01 - Jake the neverland pirate: and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Snippy: Just put the tip in your mouth

suicide-jump : spy bitch

smiley : Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.

17:15 - Snuuush~: OH YEAH BABY
17:16 - Snuuush~: NOTHIN LIKE JACKING OFF TO MICHAEL ROSEN
17:16 - Snuuush~: AH YES INTO THE MOUTH INDEED
17:16 - Snuuush~: 23*
(In voice chat) Mr British: *clicks* Nice!

Snippy: Sometimes I rub my knees and say "Oooh. This feels like tits."

*Playing Rats in Payday 2*
Snippy: We have to use the right ingredient. We need the salt to put on my weiner.

wasif-b : mr british go suck david camerons cock

21:42 - |☠| Mr British: *cums*
21:42 - c y b i n g: *clicks* nice

"I'm going to commit sudoku!" - http://steamcommunity.com/id/LastTear

Elmo the bunny: i am a mother funding bunny

*DEAD* Nicols Cervetti : NOOOOOOOB+
Player Nicols Cervetti left the game (Disconnect by user.)

Banana Conner : dayum mr british you ARE good

*Talking about what music I should use for a Spy Frag Video*
21:03 - |☠| Mr British: dunno what music tho
21:05 - cyBing: ya mum playing the flute
21:05 - |☠| Mr British: haha
21:06 - cyBing: and by flute i mean MY MASSIVE DICK

*Talking about giving Universe a gifted item in Team Fortress 2*
"Let me just wrap my gift for you..."- Me
"Thank you very mu-" - Universe
"... in latex." - Me
"Oh my God; I cannot believe you just said that!" - Universe
:3 - Me

"ugug~" -Snuuu :3

*discussing fetishes*
Snippy: Have a guess
Me: A Rubik's Cube up the arse?
Snippy: That is a hobby, not a fetish

"I have a fetish for getting into peoples profiles" [sic] - Snippy

Recent Activity

4,913 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
169 hrs on record
last played on Oct 8
396 hrs on record
last played on Sep 28
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I heard you were LFT! First off, let me welcome you into the world of United Gaming Clans Highlander! We are looking for a spy main for our UGC (United Gaming Clans, which I will be referring to as UGC from here on out) Iron team! Please let me know what trickstabs you have down, and I'll be sure to get back to you soon. Thanks!
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