GET WRECKED KIDDO
>2011
>sharing two Dota 2 accounts for an entire team
RULES OF THE PROFESSION:
1.) NOTHING MATTERS IN THE CLUB
2.) Quick-Feed GrubEsports (heretoafter to be referredd to as QFGE) meets every day until Christmas from 5:00 PM to 5:00 AM unless otherwise noted. If you are unable to make it on any night, please telegraph any of our current members and explain why. If you are absent without excuse, or your excuse comes late, you may be prohibited from attending future sessions.
3.) Before becoming a full member of QFGE you will be allowed to observe meetings as a trial candidate. You will not be allowed to have fun for the first hour of each game, only watch. Afterwards, there will be a super majority vote deciding whether or not you qualify.
4.) No cursing, whining, overly-loud whispering, crude or sexual remarks are to be made during meetings of GFGE. You must also come with an approved Steam avatar.
5.) We all take turns when playing... Except whoever gets first blood in each match, who then gets to win the next game.
6.) Xbox 360 or PS3 controllers only, no Mouse/Keyboard
7.) The following heroes are banned from use:
SVEN OP
CHEN OP
TIDEHUNTER OP
RAZOR OP
ANTIMAGE OP
BROODMOTHER OP
TINY OP
LINA OP
QUEEN OF PAIN OP
8.) No spamming or combos of any kind. Use one ability and move on.
9.) No CC. Before we banned CC, we had to ban every hero too. Banning CC makes them more fair. You may use moves that silence, but only on Skeleton King. This includes knockups and stuns.
10.) No ganking. The only time you are allowed to fight is in a teamfight.
11.) No denying. It makes others feel bad.
12.) The following items are banned: Blink Dagger, Divine Rapier, Gem of True Sight, Dust of Appearance, Wards, Bottles
13.) All game modes aside from -wtf are banned.
14.) When a rune appears, the game is paused. All participating QFGE members play rock-paper-scissors. Whoever wins gets the rune. Everyone must do nothing until the rune is used. NO ATTACKING THE PLAYER BEFORE THEY CAN USE THEIR RUNE
15.) No hero switching. You use one and only one hero. When you become a member, you must choose which character you will always use in every match. If you want to change this character later on, you must ask permission and a super majority will decide.
16.) No initiating without the presence of each team's respective carry. If the carry is not present, you cannot attack.
WHERE IS MY INVOKER
