The people should not be afraid of the government. The government should be afraid of the people.

Carl Circlejerk DeSagan

Eastern Finland, Finland 

At one point, she worked at a convalescent home; not just for old people either. It was for folks who were a little nuts and couldn't take care of themselves.

One lady there has this disorder. She thinks EVERYTHING is food, as in she'd eat her dinner and then start trying to eat the napkins. As you can guess, she ended up morbidly obese. She was too fat for the showers, so they had to take her out back and hose her down like an elephant. Since she was so fat, she had a lot of rolls, and they couldn't get everywhere.

Now, one day the family friend is making her rounds of the complex, and was stopped by this dude in a wheelchair. He mumbles something at her. "Bitch stole my Doritos..." "What?" "That fat lady stole my Doritos and SHE WON'T GIVE 'EM BACK!" "Okay, okay, calm down. I'll get your chips back for you." She goes into the fat lady's room. She's in their with the chips and nothing else.

Buck naked, with her legs spread. There's this thick almost gelatinous discharge in the fat lady's vagina. And she's dipping the chips. And eating it. With that cheese drip on pizza stretch effect. She apparently had this big smile as it dripped down her chin.

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LevelRandomCritical|JaqenH'ghar May 16, 2013 @ 7:44pm 

Is your avatar from Dragon Ball btw?:D

LevelRandomCritical|JaqenH'ghar May 16, 2013 @ 7:43pm 

I have Forge mate, for serious sam 3.

KenjiGaming22 May 14, 2013 @ 10:06am 

+rep good trade !!!

Manifestation of your fears Dec 7, 2012 @ 10:51pm 

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STEP 1: SNORT SOME HEROIN
STEP 2: KEEP SNORTING WHILE YOU HIRE 4 PEOPLE TO MASSAGE YOUR POOPHOLE WITH MACHETES.
STEP 3: RUN FACEFIRST INTO THE DIFFICULTY CURVE THAT RESEMBLES A WALL MADE OUT OF FUCKS.
ONCE YOU'RE DONE KEEP REPEATING STEPS 1 & 2 WHILE YOU WONDER WHAT MONTH IT IS.

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