I've bought this game because this shrill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ named Shoppa2 decided to write a "review".

Originally posted by Shoppa2:

These series are the best, get them all.

How about no.

This game is a skinner box, mindless clicking with no difficulty or failure state, where the start of the game it lets you choose between, "Relaxed, Casual, and Expert". If you're an able bodied live mammal, with one functioning limb, you can beat this game without fail if you click the screen enough. The gameplay is comparative to RTS on rails, you get approximately two workers and two resource nodes each level to start, and you just remove road blockades and collect resources to remove blockades, all game. Every time you remove a blockade or gain a resource you get a skinner box dinner bell, ringing -dingaling.

Each level takes approximately 3-5 minutes to do, where the only difficulty is waiting for the cooldown on resource nodes to refresh.

There are paths that diverge but have no significant variation, oh i go to the corner paths this time and unlock the draw bridge, or i go to the corner paths that turn the mirrors for the laser, or i go to the corner to collect an npc, dealing with every level feels bland. At the end of each level, you get a picture of a castle improvement, it's like strip poker but you're unveiling a stack of bricks. On level 1.8 (that's level 18), you upgrade the wall's moss. Yes, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moss on the wall grows good job, equivalent of you getting a royal flush and the other player gives you a handful of their pubes.

Music the combination of lord of the rings, hobbit scene, and the sims combined with independence day.

There are cutscenes of a still image over a guy reading "poetry" with a gun held to his head.

I don't feel sane playing this game for an hour.

I've bought this game because this shrill fuccboi named Shoppa2 decided to write a "review". [quote=Shoppa2]These series are the best, get them all.[/quote] How about no. This game is a skinner box, mindless clicking with no difficulty or failure state, where the start of the game it lets you choose between, "Relaxed, Casual, and Expert". If you're an able bodied live mammal, with one functioning limb, you can beat this game without fail if you click the screen enough. The gameplay is comparative to RTS on rails, you get approximately two workers and two resource nodes each level to start, and you just remove road blockades and collect resources to remove blockades, all game. Every time you remove a blockade or gain a resource you get a skinner box dinner bell, ringing -dingaling. Each level takes approximately 3-5 minutes to do, where the only difficulty is waiting for the cooldown on resource nodes to refresh. There are paths that diverge but have no significant variation, oh i go to the corner paths this time and unlock the draw bridge, or i go to the corner paths that turn the mirrors for the laser, or i go to the corner to collect an npc, dealing with every level feels bland. At the end of each level, you get a picture of a castle improvement, it's like strip poker but you're unveiling a stack of bricks. On level 1.8 (that's level 18), you upgrade the wall's moss. Yes, the fucking moss on the wall grows good job, equivalent of you getting a royal flush and the other player gives you a handful of their pubes. Music the combination of lord of the rings, hobbit scene, and the sims combined with independence day. There are cutscenes of a still image over a guy reading "poetry" with a gun held to his head. I don't feel sane playing this game for an hour.