Oh hello! Well, in real life, I enjoy.. Pfft who am I kidding, there's no such thing as real life. I do quite like cookies. Especially cookies of the mint chocolate chip variety.

TF2 Milestones
1. Complete my Soldier set
2. Complete my Medic set
3. GetBills
4. Get Buds
5. Get an unusual hat (currently borrowing one from a friend who doesn't play too much TF2)
6. Own a glitched item
7. Own a low craft #
8. Get an item signed by its creator
9. Level a weapon to Hale's Own without farming kills
10. Uncrate an unusual
11. Join a Highlander team as Medic/Soldier

Dream unusual? Surgeon's Stalhelm with circling heart. One of my IRL friends actually unboxed that exact hat... But like a true bro, he's letting me borrow it and trick everyone into assuming I am an uber-amazing Platinum level medic.

Sniperbyte: GALBATORIX ONLY DID WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS THE GREATER GOOD
DeltaShock: He slew hundreds of innocents for an invalid cause
Sniperbyte: THE DRAGON RIDERS OPPRESSED THE DRAGONS
Sniperbyte: THEY WERE NOT INNOCENT, THEY DESERVED TO DIE
DeltaShock: TELL THAT TO THE VARDEN BITCH
DeltaShock: OH WAIT, WE WON
Sniperbyte: THEY HELPED THE DRAGON RIDERS KILL THE DRAGONS
DeltaShock: VARDEN 2012
Sniperbyte: HE WAS GOING TO RESTORE PEACE
Sniperbyte: AND FRICKIN VARDEN COMES IN TO STOP HIM
DeltaShock: BY LIMITING FREEDOM OF THE MAGIC USERS ALL ACROSS ALAGAESIA
DeltaShock: A CONTAINED LIFE IS NO LIFE AT ALL
Sniperbyte: A SMALL SACRIFICE
DeltaShock: HE TORTURED MURTAGH AND HIS SERVANTS WITH HIS MIND INTO DOING HIS WILL
DeltaShock: HE TORTURED NASUADA FOR FEALTY
Sniperbyte: MURTAUGH WAS GOING TO HELP THE VARDEN
DeltaShock: HIS SOLDIERS BURNED DOWN CARVAHALL
Sniperbyte: NASUADA WAS A PROSTITUTE
DeltaShock: LORD BARST SLEW IZLANZADI
DeltaShock: wait, what?
DeltaShock: no see, this got serious, and your shit just ruins it
Sniperbyte: IM SERIOUS
DeltaShock: WELL GALBATORIX WAS A MAN WHORE
DeltaShock: HE WAS A SLUT
Sniperbyte: NO, HE ONLY SERVED HIS PEOPLE
DeltaShock: HE SERVED THEM SEXUALLY

Ghaspo |: i have 13 refined metal
Ghaspo |: im rich
DeltaShocK: okay...
Ghaspo |: richer than u
DeltaShocK: sure you are
DeltaShocK: go check out my bp
DeltaShocK: whats on my first page
Ghaspo |: k
DeltaShocK: And what is it that we see?
Ghaspo |: Loads of shit
DeltaShocK: Could it be perhaps an unusual
Ghaspo |: i got 3 unusuals bro
DeltaShocK: an unusual worth about 10 buds alone
DeltaShocK: 10-14
Ghaspo |: lol
Ghaspo |: Its not worth ten buds
DeltaShocK: go google it
Ghaspo |: I will
DeltaShocK: surgeon's stahlhelm circling heart
Ghaspo |: why dont you sell it and get more unusuals huh
Ghaspo |: you can get like 8 nigger fucka bitcha sucka
DeltaShocK: Because it's my dream hat and its super themed and i main medic
DeltaShocK: I don't live off trading
Ghaspo |: i got surgeon stanhelm burning flames
DeltaShocK: i play the game
Ghaspo |: worth 31 buds
Ghaspo |: bitch
Ghaspo |: bitch fucka
Ghaspo |: nigga fucka
Ghaspo |: fucka niga

He didn't even have an unusual.