6 years ago, when I was nothing but a tubby little 15-year-old, you and I briefly discussed just how awesome and cool the DragonLance books were. Now, I just can't fathom how you could enjoy those titles. Jumping to the point: Why the hell don't you write a book? Yr prose is, like, totally boss, dude. You could be the next...I don't know. Barth? Pynchon? DeLillo? D.F. Wallace? Some pretentious, too-smart-for-his-own-good sort of guy, I'm sure. So write a goddamn book already. Or two. Or three.

--A devoted fan.

hey Jerry thank's alot for accepting my friend request a few weeks ago. I assumed you get millions of requests from fans that just clog up your account, and I really appreciate your effort to connect with dorks like me. I just wanted to let you know i'm a huge fan of Penny Acrade; I especially love the podcasts. You and Milke have been a big inspiration in my life. Other than that, great job existing -- I'll leave you alone now, I'm sure your a very busy and important man. Thanks for everything you've ever done.