I tried to buy this for my pet hamster JC Hampton, he replied with "I never asked for this..." So I guess that means don't buy this game for a nano augmented hamtster, or he will mess your shit up!

That's right boys and girls; you've all seen the news stories and read all the tabloids. This is THE game to play to unleash the inner psychopath in all of us! I mean just look at those graphics! Makes me want to go kick a puppy and flip off old people! If you're looking for the murder simulator to end all murder simulators then look no further than Doom! Where else would you be able to kill people with a shotgun? A SHOTGUN! WHOAH! When I first heard the CLIK-CLAK of the pump action, my head exploded from the sheer awesomeness and the brain matter that splattered on the wall behind me formed an image of Jesus and Bigfoot riding dirt bikes on the moon! That’s how awesome this game is! Just play it! If it’s too intense, I also recommend Barbie Pony Adventure 666: Horses from Hell!

I am writing a recommendation for this game becasue 1) it's awesome and 2) i want to win free games.