What's better then slapping people to death with a massive dildo? I dunno, but the game play is good.

Obama begins.

Once upon a time there was a young man named Obama, then his

parents got 9/11'd and Obama got pissed off, so he fucked

off to Princeton, then he fucked off the China so he could learn to

become a ninja because his parents were dead. Obama then went

back home to Earth and said, "I will become Bill Clinton." and he

became Bill Clinton, then Obama dicked around for a minute. And

then Obama said, "I need a batfuck-mobile" and Bill Clinton said

"No fuck you, you're getting a tank because you suck dicks and

germs killed the Marshins". So then Obama fucked around for a

bit and then there was a fucker with a potato sack on his head and

he said, "Fuck you", and Obama said, "No. Fuck you..." and

Obama made him get dumb. Then there was a ninja on train and

he said, "Everyone in this city is a Dickbutt." and Obama said,

"Enjoy your choo-choo train to Dickbutt town." Then everybody died,

especially Heath Ledger and then Bill Clinton.

The end.

Great game, addictive, but the jokes that are told get old after you have played 1000 hands or so.

Protip: Exitting the game before you lose, will keep your money and not lose.