In the last 4 years nail gun related accidents have gone up by 40%!!!! Because of this we must form an organization and write our local congressmen about the dangers and to put into place limitations for nail gun purchase. In the modern day nail guns are too easy to obtain for criminals, illegal immigrants and other bad people. Ray Bradbury wrote a book predicting a future of misery. This book predicted a world of violence and corruption, a world with nail guns. It has also been scientifically proven that nail guns are related to hang nails, and no one likes hang nails. Imagine your in your backyard playing a friendly game of nail gun tag and BAM you lose an eye. Or a toddler goes into his parents room finds a nail gun, and staples his favorite blanket to the floor. Nail gun rights are also important in the upcoming presidential election. For your convince I have listed the candidates stances on this growing issue below:
Barack Obama: WTF R NAIL GUNZ LOLBLADES!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
John McCain: IM REALLY OLD!!!!!!!
We fight for a world free of violence, a world of love and compassion, a world without nail guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!