The alternate title is "How i lost 6 hours of every day and became a shut in for 10 years". If you've ever played a roguelike before, this will set off all the little ticks in your brainmeats in just the right way to leave you wondering what happened to the hours of your day.

Artsy Fartsy. This means buy it to show people who don't like games so you can pretend you're cultured.

this game was fun until the devs patched that part out. barely worth playing for a hat at this point, and that's before we bring up it's newest feature; crippling lag.
in theory still playable, but not even 1/3 as much fun as it was previously.