Contra Is 22 Now
Contra   Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States
Young God what it is, how you livin', huh?

I write for a living.

Competitive Experience
UGC Steel Season 12 - Having a Gay Old Time [Main Spy] (2-6)
UGC Steel Season 13 - Having a Gay Old Time [Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Steel Season 14 - Muffin Express [Main Spy] (3-4)
UGC Steel Season 15 - The Accidents [Main Spy] (8-4)
UGC Silver Season 16 - The Accidents [Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Silver Season 17 - The Taco Stand [Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Silver Season 18 - The Worst Guys [Team Cap, Main Spy] (4-4)
UGC Silver Season 19 - Purveyors Of Obscure Trivia [Main Spy] (4-5)
UGC Silver Season 21 - Silver Teams Don't Work [Team Cap, Main Spy] (4-5)
Currently Online
Artwork Showcase
Travis Strikes Again (Night)
1:51 AM - Travis Touchdown: lol no i'll just call you
1:51 AM - Saponaceous: probably not the best idea
1:53 AM - Saponaceous: i much prefer to have my phone conversations in private
1:53 AM - Saponaceous: especially conversations with you
1:53 AM - Travis Touchdown: B)
1:54 AM - Saponaceous: obviously so as not to inflict you on anyone else
1:54 AM - Travis Touchdown: oh
1:54 AM - Travis Touchdown: :(
1:54 AM - Saponaceous: heeheee

1:55 AM - Saponaceous: so if you called i'd just make noncommital noises the entire time
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "mm"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "mmhm"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "i see"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "of course"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: "thanks mom"
1:56 AM - Saponaceous: that sort of thing
1:58 AM - Travis Touchdown: are you serious
1:58 AM - Travis Touchdown: am I going to be your dirty secret
[10/11/2013 2:02:12 AM] Tucker Wooley: through the forest, a resounding "thanks mom"
[10/11/2013 2:02:38 AM] Tucker Wooley: the sasquatch turns to listen. he has not seen his mother since the great purge of 1809

3:40 PM - Groden: i dont think i can pub without having at least 2 steam friends join me now
3:41 PM - Travis Touchdown: like you don't wanna play without your friends or your friends won't get off your dick
3:41 PM - Groden: latter
3:41 PM - Groden: i don't mind though
3:41 PM - Travis Touchdown: of course you don't
3:42 PM - Travis Touchdown: they're on your dick

3:03 PM - Tabuu: so that I could sooner get into the swing of showing that I'm not an impulsive shithead
3:04 PM - Tabuu: which failed because I was in the mindset of an impulsive shithead at the time
3:04 PM - 悪夢のデロリアン: right
3:04 PM - Tabuu: if you think like an impulsive shithead for like
3:04 PM - Tabuu: five years
3:04 PM - Tabuu: it becomes really hard to shake, it turns out
3:04 PM - 悪夢のデロリアン: haha I bet

1:04 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: so in this context
1:04 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: what do you mean by later
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: like later today
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this week
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this month
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this year
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this decade
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this century
1:07 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: or later this millenia
1:08 PM - katryna is now Away.
1:10 PM - ATF_Contra / -dictory: oh no.

(talking about Cell from DBZ attacking men in fursuits in this image:
Me: Cell's the best villain for purging the furry scum.
Keroa: He's not a villain.
Me: He drinks people.
Keroa: What?
Me: He drinks peopl-
Keroa: Furries aren't people.

12:55 PM - milk: ill fill my mouth with milk
12:55 PM - milk: you can tattoo your cock to look like a cookie
12:55 PM - milk: and justdip it in
12:55 PM - Contra: yes
12:56 PM - Contra: god yes
12:56 PM - milk: a cookie with cream filling ;)
in response to above^
8:25 PM - bring your skeleton to work day: tattoing ur dick and dippin it into someones milk filled mouth #justguythings

10:18 PM - Stooben: hey contra
10:26 PM - Contra: please
10:26 PM - Contra: don't do it
10:27 PM - Stooben: pls
10:27 PM - Stooben: answer the question
10:27 PM - Contra: don't
10:27 PM - Contra: don't make me do this
10:27 PM - Stooben: pls, it'll make me all happy n stuff
10:28 PM - Contra: R?
10:28 PM - Stooben: you think it's r... but a pirate's true love be the c...
10:29 PM - Contra: get out

8:42 PM - pizza "don't uber me" butt 8): It's not failing to get kills, it's "creating space"

5:40 AM - TWG Contra: why are all of your friends dicks
5:40 AM - TWG Contra: (this includes me)

8:21 PM - Contra: ( < pac man approaches ( <
8:21 PM - Contra: what do you do
8:21 PM - killohurtz: leave the room
8:22 PM - Contra: ( < pac man bumps into the door and dies ( <
8:22 PM - Contra: what do you do
8:22 PM - killohurtz: ignore
8:28 PM - Contra: kilo confirmed scariest motherfucker on my friends list

12:16 AM - Groden is now Online.
12:30 AM - Contra: "Stop being poor," the rich man says, throwing bags of money at homeless people, "No, seriously. Here."
12:36 AM - Groden: are you obama
12:37 AM - Contra: possibly
12:37 AM - Contra: do you wanna see my stimulus package
12:38 AM - Groden: i want you to drill me harder than you do saudi arabia
12:38 AM - Contra: oh god

^ talking about above
Me: "Do you want /me/ to drill you harder than Saudi Arabia?"
SECRET FWB: "I think that's already been established."

Recent Activity

7.1 hrs on record
last played on Mar 17
23 hrs on record
last played on Mar 16
[EastKorea] Angel Beats! Mar 4 @ 3:29pm 
+rep friendly af
milk Jan 18 @ 10:56pm 
*crushes up adderall* *SSSNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRTTTTT* *cough cough* whew thats some GOOD SHIT right there *rips bong*
Łɛ - H'ɛrø|ᴬʳᵗꜟˢᵗ Oct 15, 2017 @ 7:31am 
CW Flash eh... :D
milk Oct 6, 2017 @ 5:49am 
Whenever my butthole gets itchy I stick peanut butter on my asshole and squat on top an ant mound and let the ants tickle it for me with their hundreds of little feet.
steven's phrog Sep 29, 2017 @ 9:06pm 
The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life.
steven's phrog Sep 29, 2017 @ 9:06pm 
No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.