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That Angry Motherfucker.

John Peters

Simi Valley, California, United States

Adventurer, Intergalactic Hero, and the Fastest Clown this side of Seyfert.

"Hey Faggots,

My name is Filho Rossi, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass holovids. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to holograms on galaxynet.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I saved the galaxy twice, and hold the title for fastest Clown in the galaxy. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to holographic robots"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch."

Goddamn I have too much time on my hands.

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JusticeInAPearTree posted on December 17, 2009 @ 3:38pm

stop being dead

=†=Wingwolf=†= posted on December 16, 2009 @ 3:28am

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