Why Would George Steal From The Yankees?

H.G. Pennypacker

Waterbury, Connecticut, United States 

And there were three kings: Martin Luther, Don and Rodney. Martin Luther was the smartest of the three; he preached equality, peace and self-respect. He was the good king. Don was a deebo who sprung on the wrong cat and got rickets from a stank-poon on 125th street. He was a pumpa-bumpa, who turned a trick on a skeeza named Geranaho, and suffered in drinkin a case Nat’ral Ice, while blasting diarrhea all over his crib. He was a bad king. Rodney was a pull-dagga, coochy rippa, who was geekin’ on bakin’ soda, while flab-stabbin’ some ho in da back of a Hoopty. He did da jelly donut to da moggle-trick, while Amadou Diallo, changed his name to Im-a-do-what-da-cops-tell-me-to-do. He was the worst king of all.

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Cocktavian Apr 29, 2013 @ 1:39pm 

saved with extreme prejudice

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[OPST] A| Elsen Dec 9, 2012 @ 8:40pm 

Lol I missed you by 37 seconds

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rj118 Jul 21, 2012 @ 6:31pm 

I LOLD at your bio.

There once was a TF2 hunk
Whose victims were locked in a trunk
He micspammed all night, they cried out in fright
And Shaquille O'neal did slam dunks.

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