Ello. My favorite pokEmon is Charmander because it breathes fire. It is fun to watch in battle. It beat Squirtle in a battle even though it has a 2x weakness to water pokEmon. Nevertheless, it won. I do not like to see Charmander evolve because Charmeleon is an ugly pokEmon. Besides, what the fuck is a Charmeleon. Charmander may look cuddly, but it is actually very dangerous because of the fire on its tail. It burned down a house once. If the fire on its tail goes out, however, then it has a high probability of dying, which would make me depressed for the rest of my life. So the moral of the story is. Give the mouse the fucken cookie before it bites your head off. What?