Hi Welcome to loserville, Population, you.
And here are your random, but funny quotes
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall
- DAM
Don’t drink and drive, cause you might hit a bump and spill.
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 of the people on earth take up 75% of the worlds population!!!
and here is your stupid quote of the week
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. Thats right so dont smoke!
And brought to you by stupid people of america.. here are your dumb inventions.
- A solar powered flashlight
- A wooden BBQ
- A submarine with a sunroof
- A helicopter with an ejector seat
- A Motorcycle with air conditioning
- A left handed pencil (for those leftys that are just DONE with the right handed ones like me!)
- A book on how to read
- Waterproof towel
- Inflatable dart board ( hope you SUCK )
- A dictionary index
- Glow in the dark sunglasses
- Pedal-powered wheelchair
- black highlighter
- double sided playing cards
ONLY IN AMERICA..
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
LoL i was bored!
-CLAYE
Im just wrighting this here so i dont forget it :D this is the bind for awesome crosshairs in css
bind "mouse1" "+attack; incrementvar cl_crosshaircolor 0 4 1; -attack
And to un do it
bind "MOUSE1" "+attack"
Heres all the FISH servers... (IP'S)
The FISH [TF2] - 69.13.38.155:27015
The FISH [TF2 Small] - 69.13.38.154:27015
The FISH [TF2-PL] only - 64.182.65.83:27015
The FISH [TF2-CTF] only - 69.13.38.153:27015
The FISH [BIG] - 69.13.38.151:27015
The FISH [BIG 2] - 64.182.65.80:27015
The FISH [Custom] - 69.13.38.149:27015
The FISH [GunGame DM] - 69.13.38.150:27015
The FISH [DM] - 64.182.65.84:27015
The FISH [PRIAVATE2] - 69.13.38.147:27015
The FISH [SurfDM/WCS] - 69.13.38.148:27015
The FISH [Zombie 2.0] - 69.13.38.152:27015
(So i dont loose em) :P
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