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8:11 PM - Rolf: ITS CALLED A POINT YOU NEWB
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1:08 PM - Rolf: Well then
1:09 PM - Rolf: go back to your non-eve shit
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Clam Paste: I want to get mangets virgin pussy blood
ButthurtOmNomNomNom: me
Clam Paste: all over me
Clam Paste: wat
ButthurtOmNomNomNom: did I hear hymen ?
Clam Paste: yes
Castlepirate: SILLY CLAM, VIRGINS DONT MESNTURATE
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Captain Jack made a seat from his chair.

"Today is a goodly day!" say Jack, but suddenly, the Tardis danubed into the Torchwood HQ!

"NO!" yell Jack.

"I can no control my Tardsi!" yell the Doctor, as the Tardis flew all over the HQ with much of speed and a

smash of equipment!

"Is a smash EQUIPMENT!" shout Jack.

And Torchwood made a sueing Doctor Who and he had to pay for new Torchwoods.
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12:32 AM - Freaking Bat Magnet: I NEED ATTENTION
12:32 AM - Freaking Bat Magnet: LOOK AT ME!!!
12:32 AM - Freaking Bat Magnet: I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!
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11:13 PM - lolhate: FUCK STOP TYPING YOU CRASHED MY COMPUTER
11:13 PM - lolhate: >:[
11:13 PM - lolhate: I CANT SEE THIS BUT IM SURE YOU HAV ESOME WITTY REMARK
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1:07 PM - moé girl: you push her against her bed
1:07 PM - moé girl: and begin to fuck her (and not gently i might add)
1:08 PM - moé girl: after a couple of minutes of cries of pleasure, heavy breathing and nerd sex
1:08 PM - moé girl: you both climax and lie next to each other on the bed
1:08 PM - moé girl: You turn to her and say "I love you"
1:08 PM - moé girl: She turns to you and says
1:08 PM - moé girl: "I'm actually Demyx_Shadow."
1:09 PM - moé girl: PC crew runs in
1:09 PM - moé girl: "You just got trolled"
1:09 PM - moé girl: we all trollface
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2:52 PM - Fumpig: you know what else is upping now
2:52 PM - Fumpig: my dik lol
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10:41 PM - Freaking Bat Magnet: i can't think of anything more arousing than "RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE"
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8:13 PM - Freaking Bat Magnet: I WISH I HAD A DICK SO I COULD WRITE THINGS WITH MY OWN SEMEN


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Snork posted on November 25, 2009 @ 1:12am
sure is copy/pasted chatlogs in here.
 
Fumpig posted on November 24, 2009 @ 4:51am
why do you hate cat shirts ;~;
 
Snork posted on November 21, 2009 @ 6:28am
I strike you HAHA!
 
Freaking Bat Magnet posted on November 19, 2009 @ 1:15am
Hey clam your voice gets me orgasmic and if i didnt have that in my life i dont know what i would do ive been an alcoholic for 12 years now and your angelic voice saved me from my own addiction thank you i dont know what i would do without it so please dont hide away such beauty from the world thank you
 
Freaking Bat Magnet posted on November 16, 2009 @ 10:43pm
smearing his poop all over my body
 
Freaking Bat Magnet posted on November 14, 2009 @ 9:01pm
omg i want to have his diaper when he's done with it so i can squeeze the pee pee and poo poo out onto my face and drink it and use it as lube for my penis while i fap to this video on the toilet while i'm pooping and smearing his poop all over my body.


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It reads "No castles".

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