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^og^ jyp Nov 12 @ 10:55am 
you still lft or no?
Captain Halibut Nov 10 @ 5:02am 
The RickAndMortyGram™ Pickle Test is a multistage IQ test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The very high IQ test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the squanching line. The difficulty squanches slowly, but goes higher over a typical viewer's head each minute after you hear this signal. “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub” A solid grasp of theoretical physics should be demonstrated each time you hear this sound. "I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY! I'M PICKLE RICK!" Remember Rick's nihilistic outlook, and worship Dan Harmon's genius wit as long as possible. The second time you fail to grasp the extremely subtle humour before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word squanch. On your mark, get ready, squanch!
Captain Halibut Oct 18 @ 10:17am 
ahoy
Captain Halibut Jul 24 @ 3:42am 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN PASSCHENDAELE FOR KILLIN DA KRAUT THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE HEROES OF THE WESTERN FRONT
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this Lee-Enfield to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE BRITISH HERO
Navy Teal Oct 11, 2016 @ 6:58am 
You've owned your car for four years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad and then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. Two boyfriends, three jobs, you're like, nothing can replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls and you break into your happy dance.
Captain Halibut Sep 2, 2016 @ 5:20pm 
🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL NIGGA HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL NIGGA REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN LIKE BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL NIGGAS ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP TRAPPING OR WHAT 💦💦😩😩💯💯💯