Recent reviews by chris

Now where do i start with sutch a game as GTA V? The negatives ofc.

Well we can start with the fact that the map is REALLY BIG but it is not populated at all. You cant go into houses, and the few shops you CAN go into, looks all the same. The bugs are everywhere, from the sucky matchmaking to the cars randomly apearing in the air this is really just an unfinnished hyped games, the graphics are not up to PC standards when you pay ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 60 bucks for this piece of ♥♥♥♥. From the get-go i was really dissappointed.

Player movements are literally ♥♥♥♥, it is not up to 60 buck standard, you look like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ when you are running, swimming and walking. Nothing is natural.

YOU HAVE TO USE ROCKSTAR SOCIAL. This is a big minus since it is just as buggy as the game, and YOU WILL NEVER USE IT.

Also there are NO private servers, this is not supported. Witch is yet another reason you should just pirate this game, the online part of it is broken.

Now lets get into the positives. Driving is fun and driving with your friends is even funner.

TL;DR : It's ♥♥♥♥, just pirate it.

Works great on new computers. Great story, i played it on the PS2 back in the day and it changed my life (kinda sorta)

Okei so lets break this game down. Its really stupid. Its really fun. Its great for lan parties.
At this point in time the community around it is really nice and helpfull, haven't heard anyone call me "faqqot" yet.


GREAT GAME FOR FUN TIMES. Best with friends.

This is a great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. So mutch fun and spaced the ♥♥♥♥ out. cool music too!

wierd.

amazing, does not work on all hardware.

15-hours and im done with all 3 stages. This was also my first RPG and i think it was amazing (i've tried other rpg's but really, well, they suck)
If you dont like any other RPG game- But maybe get the help of a friend and or family member whom has played it before or is familiar with the genre. It's easy to pick up and hard to put down (15 hours in two days, nuff said)

- Chris White, your favourite game reviewer ever

That slow-mo tho.
Singleplayer was alittlebit buggy but still awesome :P
CO-OP is really good for just chilling with a buddy!
Multiplayer, not recomended because you wont kill alot of people and it's almost just headshot only servers.

good game for 4 in the morning swag-tru amsterdam :)

Great game for just goofing around with your friends :)