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eGO Rangers all the way!

Chris Jean

Edmond, Oklahoma, United States

To all those interested ladies:

I like long walks between control points, having my health boosted by a friendly medic, and blowing my enemies into tiny unidentifiable pieces. Some people say that I'm a bit on the defensive side since I'm constantly dropping my stickies all over the place. That may be true, but I do it to help my team. If I pull out my grenade launcher and lob a grenade through your face, I'm not mad; I'm just making sure that you aren't a spy.

My turn-ons include people who don't look at their surroundings for little spiny explosives, people who don't know how to strafe or jump to evade, and a lady that knows how to take advantage of opportunities to grab the intelligence.

My turn-offs include snipers, bouncy scouts, medics who die when they have an unused über, and selfish people that take health when I'm on fire.

Know that I always dress very stylishly in my flak jacket and armored codpiece. I may be serious about my job, but I also know how to have a good time by throwing back some booze after a hard day's work.

I'm a true gentleman. When we go out, I'll always supply the protection in the form of 48 sticky mines and 34 grenades. All you need to bring is yourself. Although you could make a really good first impression by showing up with the enemy's intel.

You won't regret your decision when you chose me ladies. A night with me is dynamite! If you're lucky, I'll show you my smiley face.

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