[ITA] Chris__ * pizza
Chris   Antrim, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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damneasy Feb 10 @ 1:54am 
I am big fan can you please be my friend. I want to play mge vs you because you are very good in mge :)
slutty pika Jan 11 @ 1:46pm 
heck u buddy
🤹🏿‍♂️🤹🏿‍♂ Dec 26, 2016 @ 7:25pm 
hey man so ive been using your cfg for many years but at this point its so outdated that im switching to comanglias config. I used to love your config and it used to give me great fps boosts but now i would get better fps if i just uninstalled your config so thats what im gonna do. I hope you someday return to managing your once great fps config that helped so many 13 yearolds on their mothers netbooks play the game with 30 fps instead of 10. rest in peace chris' maxframes cfg
wan- Dec 25, 2016 @ 10:11am 
hey man so ive been using your cfg for many years but at this point its so outdated that im switching to comanglias config. I used to love your config and it used to give me great fps boosts but now i would get better fps if i just uninstalled your config so thats what im gonna do. I hope you someday return to managing your once great fps config that helped so many 13 yearolds on their mothers netbooks play the game with 30 fps instead of 10. rest in peace chris' maxframes cfg
little chef Nov 21, 2016 @ 4:58am 
I have a very personal relationship with my lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Very personal. I met him three years ago at a bar in downtown Reno. I was hanging out with a few of my friends- they were all getting shitfaced, but unfortunately, I was the designated driver.
So I was just sitting there sipping on a glass of ice water. Then this Middle Eastern guy takes a seat next to me. "Do you wanna see a really cool trick?" he asked. I wasn't sure if he was hitting on me or not, but I was bored off my ass, so I said sure.
little chef Nov 21, 2016 @ 4:58am 
Then he snapped his fingers and my water turned into wine. "Jesus Christ!" I said. He grinned and said, "Yup, that's my name. And if you play your cards right, you'll be screaming it all night long. You want to get into heaven, you sexy little thing? Well, let me put it this way...the only way to The Father is through me."
I'm not gay, so I was feeling pretty awkward. But after a few shots of some holy spirits, I started to loosen up. And it dawned on me that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity. I would become the first person in human history to bone Jesus- who could pass that up? So I abandoned my friends and went back to his place.