Chloemew
Chloe   Derbyshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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Please don't add me to ask for a commission - check the pinned commissions thread in my Steam group instead.
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HEY KIDZ
Regarding friend requests

I get more requests these days than I used to, so I can't accept everyone any more. That being said, if you leave a comment stating why you're adding me instead of just adding me out of the blue when we have no shared friends/groups, I'm more likely to accept. :>

I know scammers don't even read these, but I'm not an idiot and never trade, so don't bother sending me a request unless you want to be ignored and blocked.

Please don't add me to ask for a commission - check the pinned commissions thread in my Steam group instead.

About Me

My name's Chloe and I'm a 25 year old lady hailing from Britlandia (aka the UK)! I've been playing TF2 since 2012, although it's only been in the last few years that I started properly getting involved in the creative side of the community.

Contrary to what my icon would have you believe, I'm actually a Scout main, thanks to the two-year period in which I played near-exclusively on an Australian server on 300 ping! (It's a long story, don't ask.) That's not to say I don't play Pyro, of course - he's my third most played class, with Soldier in second. I just use him as a mascot because a.) I originally was a Pyro main back in the day and got used to having him as an icon, and b.) have you seen my Scout?? He's a grumpy little shit and not at all photogenic

Art-wise, I've been drawing since I could hold a pencil and am primarily self-taught. I mainly work digitally these days, though every now and then I'll pull out my sketchbook and do some doodles in pencil.

My biggest piece of advice for younger artists is to enjoy what you make and don't let anyone ever make you worry about whether or not it's """cringy""" (which is such a dumb term). Make those rainbow wolf OCs, make that recoloured fancharacter, draw your own characters interacting with official characters - have fun with your art. It will help you grow, even if you become embarrassed by it when you're older.

Stupid Trivia

As of August 26th 2017, I'm an official member of Blapature Co! So far Teemo has not come to regret this decision despite me tormenting him all weekend at i61.

I'm most likely to be found playing on Blackwonder's no-carts Hightower server, running around as a Scout with a high-pitched voice because donator perks are gr8.

I may or may not find Soldier attractive don't judge me

My favourite weapon skin is the Woodland Warrior, mainly because having Lt. Surge as my favourite Pokemon character back in the day and then later having Searchman as my favourite Megaman character gave me a fondness for the camo pattern. Speaking of Searchman, all my green camo-patterned skins have names & descriptions that are references to him cuz I'm a nerd.

I unboxed an unusual Clover Camo'd war paint with the hot effect and put it on a Disciplinary Action because WHY NOT

I was on Kritzkast episode #419.5! My interview is here if you want to listen. http://www.kritzkast.com/kritzkast-419-5-chloemew-two

I'm bi and in an almost-4 year long relationship with a precious American lady named Meg, who STILL doesn't know I have this on my profile so she can't refute the fact she's the most precious bean in the world :j

As stated earlier, I don't do trading - if I want something, I'll buy it with either pure or GBP. None of my unusuals will ever be up for trade, so don't ask.

I tend to hop between PC Steam and mobile Steam, so sometimes I miss messages. Sometimes I see messages and then get distracted and completely forget to respond too! As a Scout main I'm a born tryhard, so if I'm in-game, chances are you won't get a reply until I finally notice I have messages hours later. I'm not ignoring you if I don't reply to messages, I'm just a dingus.

Fiction StarScream Mac smells and so do Wedge and Reptos and Unproductive and Rechow

Quotes

"What's a little harmless butt-kissing between colleagues?" - Anonymous 2k16

"I love peepee" - Wedge

*DEAD* Lazz : Only reason why chloe is admin because of horny guys rooting for her.

"Why crit flames on me" - Red Robot

"That was a satisfying dong" - Rechow

susie he's looking at you : dont hurt chole ever again

Dero - Today at 6:44 AM
You are all smell

1:07 PM - Rechow 🐛: I've made plenty of adult pieces
1:07 PM - Rechow 🐛: *AWFUL
1:07 PM - Chloemew: I WAS GONNA SAY
1:07 PM - Rechow 🐛 is now Away.

"Is Sniper his foot" - HHGamers 2017

10:40 AM - Chloemew: What on earth is that name young man
10:40 AM - willy aids: yhi
10:40 AM - willy aids: hi
10:40 AM - willy aids: ih
10:40 AM - willy aids: igjh
10:40 AM - willy aids: erga;l"?

9:52 PM - Some Psycho: I'm not gonna lie, I WANTED to be quoted, just not that one, hell no.

8:44 AM - Piklz: Piklz <-- loser

LegendarySpycrab : my fucking D is broken

Wedge's Drunk Adventures

Wedge: I loove pee pee
Wedge: TFQYHXMF<gcj
Chloemew: I knew it
Wedge: Who does love yellow tyihngs
Wedge: hue\hue
Wedge: huyew
Chloemew: ur mum
Wedge: i LOVE YELLOW liquid I am drink thwe m0ost yelelowiiest liquids oragane juicve
Wedge: joke
Wedge: s
Wedge: NOY

Wedge: I love piss is the fjo9ke cuase piss im prettusuire would taste like off orange juice
Wedge: joke****E*R*

Wedge: waity
Wedge: mty pee
Wedge: pee
Wedge: I lovep ee pee oke
Wedge: iistnt isnt inspiringh

10:31 AM - Wedge: I don't even know why I said that whilst drunk
10:31 AM - Chloemew: Because you love pee pee, clearly
10:31 AM - Wedge: Drunk people lie about a lot of things
10:31 AM - Chloemew: Suuuuure
10:31 AM - Chloemew: Suuuuuuuuuuuure
10:32 AM - Wedge: Its gross and salty
10:32 AM - Chloemew: How do you know that it's salty
10:32 AM - Wedge: ...

11:17 AM - Wedge: Imagine 1 day I actually admit to something like that
11:17 AM - Wedge: like fully comit to it
11:18 AM - Wedge: It won't happen though
11:18 AM - Wedge: becuase
11:18 AM - Wedge: I dont
11:18 AM - Wedge: like
11:18 AM - Wedge: Pee/piss/urine/pee hole lqiuid
11:19 AM - Wedge: (Even if it looks delicious )

11:21 AM - Wedge: Then there will be enough evidence 1 day that I won't be able to refuse my secret desire

11:28 AM - Chloemew:
11:28 AM - Wedge: Yummy
11:28 AM - Wedge: I
11:28 AM - Wedge: I
11:28 AM - Wedge: mean
11:28 AM - Wedge: Cool

10:22 AM - Wedge: I love Piss

11:13 PM - Wedge: I smell

11:44 PM - Wedge: Im bad

1:14 PM - Wedge: I'm stronger then you I think. I hit myself
1:14 PM - Wedge: really
1:14 PM - Wedge: hard

4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: lol ur old 15
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: 25********
4:23 PM - Chloemew: 15 is old ye
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: no
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: isaid
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: 15
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: no
4:23 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: NO
4:24 PM - Wedge#3daystillbday: 25
4:23 PM - Chloemew: YA DINGUS

9:37 AM - Wedge: I have 36 bans

3:20 PM - Wedge: i'm just saying the gif/pic i saw
3:20 PM - Wedge: had a girl like
3:20 PM - Wedge: um
3:20 PM - Wedge: She was directing it okay
3:20 PM - Wedge: it was being directed so well
3:21 PM - Wedge: tahts all im saying

12:18 PM - Chloemew: I didn't know you were into Scout in that way
12:18 PM - Wedge: I would eat his ass


Wedge: I'm trying to swallow it and make it all come out

Wedge: You'll hear it better because I'm fat
Wedge: It was my boob, lol
Wedge: You're just jealous that I can lick my boob

Wedge: I sprayed whipped cream on my nipples
Wedge: I rubbed it off with my finger and ate it
Wedge: It was so cold my nipples got so hard
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karkki 23 hours ago 
Heck, same here
Chloemew 23 hours ago 
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karkki 23 hours ago 
On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you for Mega Man 11?
ZealLucifer Dec 13 @ 2:04am 
nice profile :)