Upon you, I bestow... THE POWER OF THE WORLD!
>>THIS GROUP IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE, HAVE LIVED, OR IS ASSOSCIATED WITH THE REALM OF "LODI" IN THE GAME "WORLD OF REAL LIFE."<<
Halamir was a boss at everything and da bomb (as you can tell by his blue eyes, which he passed on to his bombly son, Gandalia). He was a fierce warrior of the Bigfoot tribe who fought with tremendous honor, strength, and bravery. Despite his scary appearence, Halamir was very gentlementlemen. After marrying PWNER SHOOP DA JONES, he nursed wounded butterflys back to health, and killed whalers. One trip he saved Dr. Whale, a walking and talking whale, to form one of the most memorable friendships in the world. Halamir died of a heart attack upon hearing that Call of Commision Future Warfare 3 was to be released. He leaves behind a legacy of win, bombly-ness, and boss-ness.
Halamir enjoyed defusing da bombs and devoted his whole life dispelling gnades, mastering the technique, passing it on to his favourite son, Gandalia. He also enjoyed playing games on the Magical Orb, known as Steam.
I am Gandalia, son of Halamir - direct decent of Mario. As you probably know, my father Halamir was a boss at everything. He was a fierce warrior from the Bigfoot tribe. After the Four Nation War he moved to the Mushroom Kingdom where he met my mother, PWNER SHOOP DA JONES, a rich Class A wizard who loved listening to Mozart. Raised on the fact that the world ends on a Tuesday, I hope very much to follow in their footsteps. From my profile pic, you can tell I am a class C Wizard and that I am DA BOMB. I come from Waverly place and have been practicing magic for over 9000 years. Slowly rising the wizardly ranks, I excel in telepathic skills so I can read your minds and stuff. I ascended past Super Saiyan because i'm da bomb.
My intrests include listening to Mozart, dispelling GNADES ETC ETC, talking about how things are DA BOMB, loving Cromwell and his bomblyness, and most of all playing World of Real Life. In this World of Real Life I go to THS and am not in any way a troll. I am looking foward to these fantastic video game to be released within the year: Battleplain 3, the expansion pack of World of Real Life entitled Sh*t just got srs!, and most of all Call of Commision Future Warfare 3.
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