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Ah, salutations my children. Are you ready for your daily dose of smooth jazz?

You think I know what a panini is?!

If I have done or said anything that has offended you, intentionally or not, I am sorry.

I play games such as Left 4 Dead 2, Unturned, TF2, GMod, and Synergy. I have a mic, but don't automaticly ask me to voice chat, because I probably don't trust you. For the first couple of days I will be a normal person then after 2 - 5 weeks I'm not going to be that normal. I don't always have good grammar, depends on what time it is and who you are. If it's 23:49 (11:49), I will not have as good grammar as at 17:00 (5) pm because I am less tired at 5. I'm emotionaly numb, so I am not easily offended. Try me, you'll see I'm speaking the truth. I can play ganes from on average 3:30 PM to 10 PM- 12 AM EST. Before I'm at school and after I'm in bed.
If you want more info about me, go into the Info Box. There you can find more things about me.
If you close your eyes, your life, a Naked truth revealed,
Dreams you never lived and scars Never healed
(Scars never healed),
In the darkness light will take you to The other side,
find me waiting there,
you'll see if you just close your eyes.
"Just Close Your Eyes" by Story Of The Year

I hear voices in my head,
The council me, they understand,
They talk to me.
"Voices" by Rev Theory

On this day, I see clearly, everything has come to life
Better place, and a broken dream
And we leave it all behind
"Metalingus" by After Bridge & Jim Johnson

Neon light, Nobel prize,
When a leadre speaks,
That leader dies.
You won't have to follow me,
Only you,
Can set you free!
"Cult of Personality" by Living Colour

What eves im goin ta Starbucks"
Unknown, 2016

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."
Dr. Seuss, The Lorax.

"It's not the darkness we are afraid of, but what lives in it..."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Good Friends (who are dank):
He's just an amazing guy, one of my first friends. He's really nice, and actually made my profile pic (No, not the coissant.) I suggest checking him out. He's the 2nd dankest, under me. He's good at SFM.

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Currently Online
Stuffs for skoobs
Irl Facts:
Name: Ronald McDonald (my irl name is Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen)
Age: Over 9000
I like: Trains
Gender: That's for you to decide.
Status: my b
Height: 5 ft 7
Favorite food: Bacon Cheeseburger
Favorite movie: Star Wars Return Of The Jedi
Favorite Movie Genre: Action
Favorite Band: Iron Maiden
Favorite Song: Do the Mario (or The Wicker Man, Run to the Hills, The Trooper, and Tom Sawyer)
Personality: Usually nice, kinda funny, weird, a bit aggressive at times, usually kind.
Favorite Color: Red
Blood Type: Circle and a half
Favorite Number: iPhone SE
Favorite Shape: 42
Religion: Jedi/Jediism (just kidding)
Mood: mmmmm
More IRL info about me:
I love changing my profile names, so don't judge.
Don't get me angry, you don't wanna see my bad side.
I am friendly, but am rude when time calls for it.
I think I am a nice player, and and a good team mate in things like TF2.
Add me if you want, but there ARE some rules. (See "adding rules" for more info)
I roleplay. I'm not going to click ramdom links (unless it's something I trust, like youtube), I don't want any chance of geting my PC hacked, geting a virus, or geting my account hijacked. I will inspect links carefully before clicking them.
If you have something rude to say, put it in the comments. Expect it gone within 5 minutes to 5 days. I am impatient and sometimes spam if you don't respond. I am not a furry. If I added you and don't almost instantly message you if you accept, either I want you me message first or didn't realize you accepted my friend request.
That's really all. (Not)
What games do I play?:
Not much.I play Unturned or SUPERHOT if I'm bored. I also play GMod a lot. Or TF2.
If I'm really bored, I'll play GMod or Half Life. Or TF2.
When I'm REALLY bored, I'll play Synergy with a friend, or, of course, GMod.
Adding Rules:
1: You need to be level 2+
2: Your profile can't be private
3: You need a reason. Put it in the comments.
4: Your reason can't be stuff like "Because you look cool" or "I like your profile picture"
5: Your reason ALSO cannot be a request for a trade, for me to buy you an item, or requesting to play a game, or "Why not" Or finally, "Bored"
6: No "Because I can".
7: No adding me and never talking to me.
8: Your name can't be a sting of numbers, letters, and/or symbols. (I.e: e35M51^W$%MJSknh)
9: You need a pofile pic
10: Your name cannot be [unassigned]
11: It's recommended that we have at least 1 game or friend in common. The game needs to be a game I play a lot, (I.e: Games like GMod, TF2, etc)
Online: Feel free to talk to me or roleplay.
Mobile: Playing Xbox, on a vacation, or somewhere not on the PC.
Away: Doing quick homework, in the bathroom, with my family, eating dinner.
Busy: Doing a project, difficult homework, out with family, etc.
Looking to Play; I want to roleplay, so hit me up if you wanna, too.
Looking to Trade: I will never EVER use this. If it's set to this I probably adccidentally hit it instead of offline, so leave me alone.
Offline: Asleep, at school, on a vacation without WiFi, etc.
Snooze: Forgot to set it to Offline or Busy.
(Not So) FAQ:
Do you roleplay?: Yes.
Do you play TF2?: Yes.
Do you like Undertale?: No.
Do you like FNAF: No.
Wanna trade?: If I can afford it and I like the thing you're offering, then maybe.
Can we voice chat?: If I trust you, have trusted you for a while, I want to, and I have time, yes.
TF2 Main?: Soldier, Heavy
Sub-Main: Pyro, Medic, Demoknight
Do's and Dont's:

Do: Message me once in a while. I appreciate when people contact me sometimes.

Don't: Message me then don't message me again. It's fine if you give me a reason later, but it REALLY gets on my nerves when people do this, so please try not to. (Ex: You: Hi! // Me: Hey, how's it going? // You: *no response* // Or: Me: Hey! // You: Hi! // Me: How are you? // You: *no response*)

Do: Ask me to roleplay! I love roleplaying and I like to be asked.

Don't: Spam me. Do I need to say anything for this?

Do: Be nice! I hate rude people, and will be rude back if you are.

Don't: Invite me to games I don't own! Just check to see if I have the game first.

Do: Ask to play games with me! I love playing multiplayer with friends, so please do this.

Don't: Randomly invite me to games. I usually won't accept it.

Do: Send memes.

Don't: Message me randomly when I'm playing a multiplayer game! It's just a pet peeve of mine. This does not apply if I message you, or if we were already having a conversation, or if you wanna play multiplayer. But if I'm in the middle of a game, don't message me randomly, it gets me angry and I might get a little salty. I usually don't get salty, but I might. I usually will make you wait for a response, unless I'm not in a round or I'm waiting to respawn or something.

The rest of this is W.I.P.

Recent Activity

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MrCocktus Jan 12 @ 5:15am 
added for mvm
cheezkid26 Dec 24, 2017 @ 9:11pm 
Thanks, you too!
Tenshai Dec 24, 2017 @ 9:08pm 
Merry Christmas! Hope you have a good one :3
cheezkid26 Dec 24, 2017 @ 9:07pm 
Balthamous Dec 24, 2017 @ 12:40am 
Merry Christmas! Santa sees your internet history
Rainier Dec 14, 2017 @ 5:45am 
Added to trade