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Matt   Vancouver, Washington, United States
 
 
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Information:
Little about me:
Age: 18
Occupation: Student
Grade: (College) Freshman
Location: Washington

Favorites:
Food: Seafood
Drink: Lemonade
Soda: Squirt
Candy: Hot Tamales
Friend: All of them
Game: Life Is Strange, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Team Fortress 2, and Brawlhalla
Place: Anywhere Beautiful
Music: Rock, Alternative Rock, Subpop, Pop Punk, Pop Rock, Punk, Indie
Musician: Melanie Martinez

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Information:
Current Team: Majesty Gaming
Favorite Gun: AWP
Favorite Team: The Mongolz
Favorite Player: machinegun
Favorite Map: Train
Favorite Game
18.4
Hours played
21
Achievements

Recent Activity

2,854 hrs on record
last played on Dec 11
35 hrs on record
last played on Dec 10
144 hrs on record
last played on Dec 8
♥ෆHana♥ෆ Dec 9 @ 11:08pm 
“Y’all know what the fuck ‘bout to happen
Yuh Swept up, ok, yuh, ok, yuh, yuh, yuh hahahahahahahahahaha
Yuh”

Okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Got my clout up, (ok) shut yo mouth up (yuh)
Got my clout up, (ok) w-w-w-w-washed up
Got my clout up, (yuh) shut yo mouth up (ok)
Clout up, shut yo mouth up (Yuh)

Okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Okay, okay, okay, yuh
Got my clout up, (ok) shut yo mouth up (ok)
Got my clout up, (ok) w-w-w-washed up (ok)
Got my clout up, (ok) shut yo mouth up
Clout up, shut yo mouth up (Yuh)

First I sweep ya wifey up and then take your daughter
Ride around the broomstick, yeah that's Harry Potter
Wait ‘til I drop these flames
I N E V E R F U C K W I T H L A M E S
No Sauce, No Paper, No Clout, Juice
Sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, Lil Broomstick
Sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce, sauce
V R O
knsume Dec 9 @ 11:06pm 
Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging…
airoh. Dec 9 @ 11:00pm 
come on and slam and welcome to japan
zoomoo lfp Dec 9 @ 10:49pm 
Snowsie, on Kritz? Consume KNEW he had to respond. He came up spy. "Why do you always throw?!" snowsie cried. "Hey do you guys watch kay pop porn?" Matt randomly asked. Consume didn't reply. Matt was nervous. Where is he? He had 1 hand on his pocket pistol and the other in his nose. "Oh no, where is he?" matt thought.

"boo!" consume shouted as he backstabbed matt. With that play, all fluids spurt out of matt's body at once. "HA, got ya like 45 secs into the future, dude" consume reveled.
zoomoo lfp Dec 9 @ 10:49pm 
"Uncle Dane down, and yeah this noob uses a razer mouse!"not even logitech or zowie!". Consume taunted. Matt bellowed. "What is a good headset?" Matt asked. "The one where you give me head" konsume said with a cackle. But before Matt could begin on consume, snowsie appeared out of IT. "I am going Kritz!" snowsie announced. The ghost of matt's boston body threw consume to the ground. Matt came up sniper. "High sensetivities are good for sniper" Matt said. "you do not deserve" consume said in reply.

zoomoo lfp Dec 9 @ 10:49pm 
Day 1, Matt son of the swans, Destroyer of Hetero Normative Worlds. There was a potato pug, it was on process. OMG look it is consume. What do I do? He went pyro because he knew it was consume's Biggest Turn on.

But oh no! airoh is a pyro on consume's team and Matt kept dying in his fruitless attempts to impress consume. Frustrated, he went on his main, scout. With 2 inches per 360, he pressed W as HARD as he could.

He saw consume on top of process spire and his pocket pistol began swell. Consume quadruple airshot Matt with his liberty launcher, before thrusting him to the ground with his shotgun. "Oh...". Matt blushed. This is just like "Rhymes before Reason" Matt said in his now squeaker voice.