Unlocked: Jan 22, 2013 1:56pm
Stone Collector
Collect one Boring Stone.
Unlocked: Jan 23, 2013 3:19pm
Juke Boxing
Collect all tapes in one level.
Unlocked: Jan 22, 2013 2:01pm
Mr Fizz
Use the Laser 50 times.
Unlocked: Jan 23, 2013 2:55pm
Mr Burst
Use the Rocket 50 times.
Unlocked: Jan 22, 2013 1:49pm
Oldschooler
Play every Reality Boy (TM) level.
Unlocked: Jan 23, 2013 3:09pm
God of Ascension
Some Gods have to be found.
Unlocked: Jan 23, 2013 2:55pm
Göttersturz.
Some Gods must fall.
Unlocked: Jan 23, 2013 3:05pm
Fabulous Dentist
Maybe a future job career?
Unlocked: Jan 23, 2013 3:27pm
Butcher
The axe must swing to get it on.
Unlocked: Jan 23, 2013 4:20pm
Uber Butcher
Squeak, Piggy, squeak!
Unlocked: Jan 24, 2013 3:14am
God of Darkness
Even dark gods want attention.
The Boringness Continues
Collect one thousand Boring Stones.
1,000 / 1,000
Stones No. 1
Find every Boring Stone in the first level.
Stones No. 2
Find every Boring Stone in the second level.
Stones No. 3
Find every Boring Stone in the third level.
Stones No. 4
Find every Boring Stone in the fourth level.
Stones No. 5
Find every Boring Stone in the fifth level.
Tape Afficionado
Collect music for ages.
18 / 18
Saw the Creatorers
Find every secret God disc in the game.
7 / 7
Your Cutness
Use the Laser a thousand times.
1,000 / 1,000
Parlicious
Finish a level with the given number of cuts.
Ueberpar
Finish a level with less than the given number of cuts.
Rubble Maker
Make a lot of rubble.
100 / 100
Your Burstness
Use the Rocket a thousand times.
1,000 / 1,000
Can't Handle This
Finish a level without using the Laser.
No Pull for Me, Sir!
Finish a level without using the Claw.
Fireangst
Finish a level without using the Rocket.
Call Me Done!
Complete the game.
Gambler!
Find all the machines!
5 / 5
God of Machines
He, who is made of pixels.
The God of Trying
Find the Manifestations of Arrogance.
Pattern Recognition
Pattern Shmattern.
Invincible Pupil
Don't fail on the first try, will you?
Stoney Fabric
To cure your loss, you have to give in to those aggressive feelings.
Pest Control
Late revenge for clogging up my basement!
High Ground
Perfect lookout, isn't it?
Bull's Eye
Become a Master of the Rocket.
Hungry Hole
This hole is hungry.
Invincible Cliffhanger
Be strong and never die.
Join the Band
Groupies sneak backstage.
The God of Passage
Find trace of the secret Gods.
Clay Pigeons
I hate pigeons! No poison in the house, a laser will do.
Invincible Runner
Evade those stones!
No Soil for Big
Out of kilter, out of sight.
The God of the Dull Rock
Find trace of the secret Gods.
The God of the Vortex
Find trace of the secret Gods.
In Your Face!
In Your FACE!
Invincible Explorer
Don't smush yourself!
The Dark Passage
Fear of the dark?
Hot Feet
Run, Run, Run!
Invincible Ghosthunter
Don't be afraid, be brave and stay alive!
Destroy the Destroyed
A crossed bridge is useless, especially if it's broken anyway.
Invincible Fighter
Be brave and stay alive!