Say no to Wedging

What has a wedge ever done for you?

This is your brain, and that pile of mush is your brain... after a wedge

I see it all the time, kids turn to wedging to get their parents attention, but they don't understand the long term complications

Won't you think of the children, and what this wedge culture is doing to them?

By the time they realize what they're doing, it's already too late

This country is in a wedge epidemic!

In here? we can understand what wedging does to people. out on the streets? you can't just walk away from wedges sooner or later, they either get help, or get WEDGED

Once you do that first wedge... its an addiction, you can't stop it.. you need to wedge... and soon its all you can think about. Sure you think its fun the first time, maybe the second. But when you are lying broken in a gutter, rain soaked after one wedge too many, then who will you call?

At first you think you can call up one of your 'wedge buddies' and have them hook you up, but are they going to get off their wedge to come back you up? Hell no!

Your only hope to live a wedge free life is Wedgers Anonymous. Join now, or wedging will take over your life. We have seen it before and we will see it again.