"you shouldn't be drinking in your old age..!"

How.. dare you, sir!

I'll have you know that I recently installed an extra seventeen bathrooms for same said chronological reasons!

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I even went so far to ensure that each has their own fresh supply of potpourri..

75.5% (Bacardi® 151 rum) is where it's at..

;)

Think of it.. as a challenge..

You Can Do it!

(*holds nose*)

You ever change that litter box?

I just might create another Steam account and post to your profile page here. As I am feeling a tad guilty about hoggin' all the space.

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Plus.. it'll reflect bether on you as well.

:P

"Minecraft isn't on steam, or it'd probably say, 336 hrs past 2 weeks"

So, let's see if I understand this correctly..

7 days/week X 24 hours/day = 168 hours/week

2 weeks = 336 hours

You must.. let me in on your secret, as I have been searching for a way to eliminate extraneous activities like work, sleep and eating (bathing neither is, nor ever has been.. a concern).

I know.. write a book.

And make sure it has some piccies in it, else.. I am not interested.

Doesn't matter if they are relevant to the text. 'Cause everyone feels like they have gotten their money's worth this way (I took a poll once).

Kittens are quite popular. Same goes for pictures of my Aunt Helen. (She's quite the card when a camera is pointed her way.)

Annnd..

Coincidentally, I am working on a book. It's a coffee table book about coffee table books. (My Aunt Helen's piccies will be in it)