YOUR COCKSUCKING PRODUCT HAS REDUCED ME TO A GIBBERING MAN-APE WHOSE ONLY RESORT TO DEALING WITH THE GRIEF THAT'S BESTOWED UPON ME IS TO SCREAM AND HURT MYSELF.
Seriously, I am jumping up and down and throwing my shit in handfuls at the fucking television in some impotent primal effort to get the thing to work. I have been sitting here trying to enjoy your product, but instead the damn thing's been crawling out of the console and taking warm shits in my gaping mouth. Swear to God, you should have just added a little door to the console through which a hand pops out and flips me off, because I am insulted that your QA testers, or whatever brainless shitstove three genes short of a monkey FAGNUT signs your games through thought that a person with more than a single fucking digit could enjoy Story Mode Chapter 7.
WORK WITH ME HERE: The goal's simple enough! Come in first! Hey, that's fine, it's just like playing the grand fucking prix, not a problem! Only deal is your cross-eyed team of tongue-slapping wunderkind decided to give the game every single fucking possible advantage rather than me.
How in the fuck does Black Shadow - whose car is the heaviest and lamest piece of shit next to Crazy Bear - suddenly become SO FUCKING GOOD that he can stay in first without using a drop of boost? Huh!? Why!? You never see this shithead anywhere near the top fucking 20 in a normal race. BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD. 1.21 JIGGAWATTS MARTY, LET'S GO BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE.
But but but I of course, am still driving some piece of shit hamster-powered jalopy who guzzles it's entire energy bar in no less than 4 fucking boosts! Add to this the entire course just got shit on by some retarded space tiki volcano god and you've got a course full of hazards that'll drain at least 1/4 of your energy bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE.
HURRR you say. THAT'S JUST THE CHALLENGE. Well fuck that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfarter.
Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge fucking kegger waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game's family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it's cock in F-Zero's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and F-Zero can hear the pained moans and cries for help and the asshole game then says, "You beat that cock-sucking human, or I'll blow her brains out." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.
It's not any fun if I can't win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock whatever piece of shit clown car you have hidden away from me so I can start racing and get pissed off with that too. When your game prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have bought you have failed in your fucking mission to deliver a game. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and fucking DIE DIE DIE.
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Games recommended by A guy named Kim who isnt Korean _
Really cool story, setting and art direction, but at times felt like I spent more time walking around looking at things or listening to people rather than shooting dudes. Probably should've been an adventure game rather than a shooter??? Still enjoyable though, Elizabeth is pretty kawaii.
