♜Menta♜Bday in 2 Days
Austin   Massachusetts, United States
 
 
Time to cut some cake!

Hey there, my name is Austin and I enjoy things such as the color (and actual) mint (hence the name), Video Games in the category of TF2, GMOD, L4D2, Hotline Miami, Off and many more. I like Lofi Music, Synthwave music, Rock music (Especially AC/DC), and some rap. I'm also American and Portuguese, and I am proud to be both of these.

Current wish list:
Any Medic Unusual(Preferrably Vintage Tyrolean) (TF2)
Catastrophic Companions (TF2)
Jungle Jersey (TF2)

"My is Solyl" -Austin
"IT'S REVERSED BEASTIALITY" -Austin
"IM GONA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS AND CELEBRATE" -PunkD
"Don't quote me, boy" -Eazy E
"HOW.DARE.YOU., I may look up porn of the godesses and candidates but I like them more as friends" -Freddy Fazbear
"Ohh yeah baby, work the shaft!!!" -Plutia
"*moans* I just loveee... my prey when they fight back. Lemme "punish" you more" -Plutia
"I'M GONNA TWEAK YOUR FUCKING ASS!" -Austin
"THIS BED IS RIDING ME!" -cheiry 2015
(Tweet)"I'M A FUCKING SEX FIEND." - FlirtyArachnid
"Don't watch porn yet. Write it later. Stay on the server." -Austin | "watch* Auto correct is a potato." -Austin
"hess" -Blake 2015
"Inspect her legs." -Austin 2015.
"It's a potato. It's just screamin': potato." -Austin
"It's got like fuckin' cougar prints on it." -Austin 2015
"***cheiry shits in chair and reads." -Cheiry 2016
"I can't jump height enough." -Spy
"I'll be staying up all night, so use that weird body pillow of me." -Neptune
"Geebooso- Geeb, ah. Gib- FAUHCK!" -Austin
'Nepgear will be masturbating in public again.' -Austin
"I beat a level 9 Bayonetta as Falco and King DeDeDe... Does that make them top tier?" -Austin
"Nep-Smear!" -Ram
"That old quote about the Jolteon... Now that I remember what a Jolteon is, I don't think I can look at one normally again." -Austin
"I know how to cook, farm, fuck... People up." -Austin
"MY STEAK IS FOR EATING NOT RUBBING STOP PLS" -Austin 2016
"I chew chode" -Cheiry 2016
"I'M BECK. YOU SUBNORMAN HALF WHEATS." -Austin
"SOME GIRLS ARE VERY NAUGHTY" -Nyan (but drunk)
"DAMN YOU KKK!" -Punkd
"my gagovotie diffuclkty" -Cheiry 2016
"HELP I'M A FUCKING SYLVEON PLS HELP" -Austin
"It's mayor McCheese you uncultured SWINE!" - Meowt
"I mean squinty eyed yellow people" -Kayla
"I'm gonna bhop to paris and I hit a fucking spy" -Cheiry
"HELP I'M BEING BANG BANGED!" -Cheiry
"Because NOBODY LIKES ME! ... GOD DAMN IT!" -Austin
"Maybe my porch broke it" -Cheiry
"Slasher Grunt threw a slash at Froakieakwdoadaowdaidaodha!" -Cheiry
"Austin you AssPack" -Jack
"I don't speak ramen noodles" -Jack 2017
"W A L U I G I ' S P I N K D I C K U L A R N O S E ." -Austin 2017
"Don't press any of the buttons, who knows what you will- shit!" -Locke
"People what'chu smelling about?" -Jack
"I just got fucked by a dozer" -Austin
"Oh my god AUSTIN I FOUND BLAKE. It's female blake though, Blakely." -cheiry 2017
"Im trying to find a jason. JASON! I found Donald Trump" -cheiry
"Is it Donald J. Trump" -Nyan
"because the french are fucking stupid and they have no artilleryyyy" -Nyan 2017
"chef boraldy" -Jack 2017
"Only the Judicial System is keeping me from kicking your ass." -Inspector Lag
"The fact that I have 100+ items in Payday disappoints me." -Austin
"You're taking credit for my amazing penis... shame" -Bloaty 2017
"a fatass can make the jump" -Cheiry 2017
"i am editing my gas chamber" -Cheiry
"Oh my god, would this demo fuck the fuck off" -Inspector Lag
"Lag is a child predator in the good way" -Austin 2017
"Putting my fingers to the back of my throat... is a talent" Kayla
"Miss a turn, miss a turn! Because you just gotta learn to not make fun of my teeth!" -Jack 2017
"Chillhop? The fuck is that? Sounds like a frozen rabbit to me." -Lag 2017
"You look fuckable" -Moge 2017
"classic is best sniper" -Cheiry
"i was harassed by 5 pyros" -Joebomber

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Currently In-Game
Garry's Mod
Hey look, new name because why not lol
"After playing CSGO I wanted to kill myself because the voice chat... was like a 5-Year Old gay porno." -Combine Commander 2015
"Oooh I think you'd be very dissapointed in me Lag." -Austin 2015
"Rape... not rape... oh you know." -Inspector Lag 2015
"YOU MAY NOT BE MY FRIEND BUT I LICK YOU IN YOUR SLEEP." -PuNkD 2015
"I'll get out my troll stick." -ChickenNuggets 2015
"I bend over." -Crazy Wade [Veteram] 2015
"I'm eating pizz." -Cheiry 2015
"I'm not old enough to use a condom." -Blake 2015
"Blake used CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER on nope." -FatherJango 2015
"Wade likes it easier, but I like it harder"- PuNkD's dirty mind 2015
"You guys can fuck me all you want." -Blake 2015
"Pulls it out" -Austin 2015
"Global Warming Caused snow" -Austin 2015
"Ohh they have the flavors of the 12 women." -Austin 2015
"Austin, my bottom us getting all sticky" -Moge-ko 2015
"Austin REALLY pulled it out" -Nyan 2015
"Oh please, FUCK ME" -ChickenNuggets 2015
"Austin is sadistic part 3.141592653589793284626433832" -Austin 2015
"You light my shit on fire I light your FUCKING HOUSE on fire!" -Da Xing
"Got Malk?" -Inspector Lag
"YOU AREN'T EVEN ON THE DAMN WALL! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" -Austin 2015
"Call of Wade: Advanced Woodfare" -Inspector Lag
"How's it, Wade? How's Nekopara 18+, huh?" -Austin 2015
"I am in Narnia, Austin. Git Rekt" -Leonidas
"Get that child out of her!" -David 2015
"Move out of the way before I ent_remove you." -Cheiry
"Obesity of sex" -Combine Commander
"Obesity of reading everyone's words" -Cheiry
"Select the language you wish to play this game in: Korean" -Saxtoni
"My balls don't lie." -Cheiry
"FOR FUCKS SALE" -nopenopenopesomuchnope
"Hush little LGBoss don't say a word, momma's gonna feed you a rotting turd" -Lucas
"Only you can prevent RAPE" -Cheiry
"Now? Let's go practice RAPE" -Cheiry
"I don't want to set the world on RAPE" -Cheiry
"This was a huge waste of my RAPE" -Cheiry
"Alright, I'm gonna go in." -Deadpool [Wade Wilson]
"I'LL FUCK IF I WANT" -ChickenNuggets
"You've seen my crazy side... The bed" -Deadpool [Wade Wilson]
My name is Wade Wilson and I'm here to say I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way -Lucas
"What are you doing in my RP? Get outta here! GET OUTTA HERE!" -Leonidas
"Cheezy it's not that easy" –Leonidas
"We're not yiffing anything, anytime, anywhere." -Deadpool [Wade Wilson]
"MSTR JOGIC" -You Got Mail
"Are we going to your apartment blake" -Nyan
"Leonidas trust me or I will never trust me" -Cheiry
"T-T-T-T-SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Cheiry
"TITTY ROLEPLAY!?" -Leonidas The Spartan
"heiry" -You Got Mail
"Are Shawndlaho and Leonidas gay for each other?" –Blake
“ITS NOT THE MEAT IT DESERVES, BUT THE ONE IT NEEDS” -PuNkD
“This meat has been... In places that you don't understand" –PuNkD
“Prk City, Nazi City, RS City” –Cheezymilker
"Leo's Nidases" –Nopenopenopesomuchnope
'Stills Piss On tarble' -Bloody Spy
"Some one shall die by Compa! Someone shall die by Compapapapapagahah!" -Austin
"We gotta get in that room right over there." -Leonidas
"OH MY HOD" -Austin: 2015
If I could fuck... -PuNkD 2015
"I had sex with a jolteon." -MrSparham the Lucario 2015
"Big boom boom and a mushroom." -MrSparham the Lucario 2015
"You guys can call me... THE HOOKER!" -MrSparham the Lucario 2015
"Oh no my true love varia has disconnected, and I was so close to smelling his nipples." -Sparham 2015
"I saw fempyro in the shower once... thats how I lost my virginity." -Saxtoni 2015
"I'm gonna get ass naked, make sure I don't get horny though." -Saxtoni 2015
"HONHONHON BAGUETTE EIFELL TOWER OH SHIT A TRAIN-" -Saxtoni
"Inspector Lag is Huniepop's main character" -Austin
"I pushed Kim Jong Un off of the cliff!" -Austin
"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. But it takes 10 episodes" -Austin
"So... can I play as a female character?" -Austin
"Yes, we are going to recreate Nekopara. The beginning I mean. God, not those parts" -Austin
"Hentai Magazines in a box" -The Milkman
"Whats a HUJSLA<:FEDHUYSFJKML<RGFSDFFFFKML<:FRFTBJHUMKL:<>?" -PunKD | "Your dick" -Austin
"Can the mannons" -Punkd
"OH MY FUCKLESWORTH" -Austin
"I got my Vert Salt Rifle" -Austin
"gonna go cry in the lonely box of shame in the lonely corner" -Broken Kaus
"That is what we are going to call our baby. What we did; RAM" -Austin
"Ripo" -PunkD
"You would have me stick the sword in your ass. Cry wolf." -Austin
"he is awesome at qouting" -Stimpy808
"No one deserves more rest than sex" -Cheiry
"whrit n oob in chat" -Sofia
"RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET" -Valve Achievements
"YOU MAY KISS THE BRIB!" -Cheiry
"Lokz" -Kaus
"Give me one of your sexy krauts." -Cheiry 2015
"It seems as though the stars are once again leading me to my destiny and to Moku-chan's first-year pussy" -The Anime Man
"There's a dragon there named Nick The Grip, he's been filling people up in their sleep all week" -Reno 911
"OH GOD I THINK I BORKE MY GAME" -Austin 2017
"he's forming the vacuum of space into the server" -cheiry
"My Eevee is voicing the google a- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" -Austin
"That old quote about the Jolteon... Now that I remember what a Jolteon is, I don't think I can look at one normally again." -Austin
"I know how to cook, farm, fuck... People up." -Austin
"MY STEAK IS FOR EATING NOT RUBBING STOP PLS" -Austin 2016
"I chew chode" -Cheiry 2016
"I'M BECK. YOU SUBNORMAN HALF WHEATS." -Austin
"SOME GIRLS ARE VERY NAUGHTY" -Nyan (but drunk)
"DAMN YOU KKK!" -Punkd
"my gagovotie diffuclkty" -Cheiry 2016
"HELP I'M A FUCKING SYLVEON PLS HELP" -Austin
"It's mayor McCheese you uncultured SWINE!" - Meowt
"I mean squinty eyed yellow people" -Kayla
"I'm gonna bhop to paris and I hit a fucking spy" -Cheiry
"HELP I'M BEING BANG BANGED!" -Cheiry
"Because NOBODY LIKES ME! ... GOD DAMN IT!" -Austin
"Maybe my porch broke it" -Cheiry
"Moge's dreams are me with sunglasses, saying it's nothing personnel kid." -Cpt. Jack 2017
"I got gulag'd by a milk truck." -Cpt. Jack 2017
"But I like having a vagina!" -Moge 2017
"Uh oh spaghetti-fuck." -Alaina
"THIS IS MY SMART SWORD *fires a rocket launcher*" -Shane
"Both of you shut up with the moaning before i stab ye with a rusty fence pipe" Shane 2017
"GOD... *shane.exe is rebooting...* DAMMIT." -Shane
"id tell you to shoot yourself but youd probably miss" -shoob
"I can grab something else if you don't come over here, Austin." -Cam
"There's a 5 Mile Per hour speedlimit in the church?!" -Lag
"If you want it, you have to fist me up to your elbow, Austin." -Moge 2017
"is this what communism sounds like?" -Nyan 2017

Recent Activity

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Cpt.Jack#TF2SP Oct 1 @ 10:34am 
+Rep: Gave me Free Rocks
seymore smoke Apr 20 @ 6:10pm 
payday stinks
Brie💕 Feb 18 @ 5:59pm 
hello im bored. okai. bai.
seymore smoke Jan 22 @ 5:27am 
hey peter
cheiry Dec 3, 2016 @ 7:53pm 
soppa mayo br
Tordle Oct 30, 2016 @ 6:07am 
is someone back?