Lieutenant Quantum   Colorado Springs, Colorado, United States
Creator of the Fast Fingers givaways. A ref for agility is great, amiright?
Proud Creator Of A TF2 Weapon Overview Guide! :senpai:
You are going to try and OPSkins scam my $30 unusual? Nice try bozo
Don't worry, traveller, there's my whole info thingy just below this sweet terrible artwork. Actuallyalotofworktomakeittho
I'm a forumgoer who kinda doesn't approve of people who can't ask Google instead

Thanks for clikcing that more info button. Have fun seeing propoganda and chat room stuff.

Raisuuuuuuu!: Why do I get notified when someone comments on your profile smh
86 | [Meme Train Don't Stop!]: because why the hell not :emofdr:
Raisuuuuuuu! I like you

TSFO_AWEZM1324: go to sleep
TSFO_AWEZM1324: go to sleep
TSFO_AWEZM1324: sleep urself to sleep
TSFO_AWEZM1324: :)
TSFO_AWEZM1324: wanna chat
86 | [Meme Train Don't Stop!]: no im busy being awake for a whole week
86 | [Meme Train Don't Stop!]: :D

-empty-ルアー: best new invention?
Quantum: toaster microwave
-empty-ルアー: damn u living in 2050 or wot

PorkMiner86: yo
dat boi the killjoy: what
PorkMiner86: this guy wants to tpa to me.
dat boi the killjoy: who
PorkMiner86: hes "king ralf"
PorkMiner86: he wants to team
dat boi the killjoy: should we tpa him and loot him?
PorkMiner86: hmm
PorkMiner86: nah. we'll have him help build our base
dat boi the killjoy: then kill him! :steammocking:
PorkMiner86: no
later.... a lot later...
PorkMiner86: remember that ralf guy?
dat boi the killjoy: yea
PorkMiner86: he sent a friend request :turned:
dat boi the killjoy: ok
PorkMiner86: he messaged me
PorkMiner86: for the fifth time this week.
dat boi the killjoy: well then.
PorkMiner86: i agree now.
dat boi the killjoy: what
PorkMiner86: we shoulda killed him...

Quantum: yo
dat boi the killjoy: whaddup
Quantum: :csgoa::csgox::flashbang::angercube::redsupra::arrowdr::csgogun::projectstarship_smile::sslgear::SmithLuckyHorseshoe::duckynorm::CunningPepeYellow::bbtduckshark::Cjoe::CunningPepe::ZombieSquirb::gmod::SquirbHead::bluesupra::berries::fartsandwich::missing::powergem::slimetabby::crate::90_level::coolpoop:
dat boi the killjoy: okay..?

Coiate: Get nae naed hahahahah
Quantum: So your getting whipped then?
Quantum: [obligatory "ooohoooohhhhhh" clip]

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You have been banned from Team Fortress 2 Discussions by a member of Steam Support for your post in "MY FRIEND CAN´T PLAY TF2":
Originally posted by That Random Crit:
Sorry for caps , but after my friend downloaded the Pyro update his files got corrupted.
Does anyone know how to undo this? Thanks in advance.
did he git gud and git lmaobox?

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Please review the Discussions Rules and Guidelines.

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as someone who frequently has tea-parties on real© battlefields, i can confirm that one out of 50 or-so bullets is actually a laserbeam.
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Welcome To My Profile!
Hey. You might know me as Quantum.
I play games, hang out with friends, and mess around. My favorite games are Team Fortress 2, (1500+ hours) Scrap Mechanic, (600+ hours) and Battlefield 1. I also get banned from the TF2 discussions for the most hilarious reasons (see bio)
Speaking of which, I keep getting banned. Bans happen because someone reports me. Who gets hurt over one of my comments enough to report me.
And speaking of bans, ETA 1 week till back on forums

Before You Add Me...

:arrowdr: Nobody under level 3 :emofdr:
:arrowdr: At least 3 games. Honestly,
:arrowdr: If you're inactive then get out.
:arrowdr: I'm not a big trader but I make exceptions. I only take "real" trades where I give you something and you give me something in the same trade. Also, I don't try to scam people, and if you think we made a bad trade I'll check bp.tf prices and account for it. If you are the one to send a trade, even if its unfair to you I'll still accept, I only fix trades I send. :conwayshrug:
:arrowdr: I have 0 regard for human life. I'm not emo, there's just too many idiots in the world.
:arrowdr: I used to be a helpful forumgoer, but now i couldnt care less that you can't google how tf2 works. Honestly, you can't figure out how to play casual? You don't know what a community server is? Really? Please do me a favor and read through this [wiki.teamfortress.com] before you ask. I did, it's not that hard.

The Idiot Box

:bbtgem: I'm the kinda guy that has a comp pass for TF2 yet I don't play comp.
:bbtgem: In TF2 I don't have a hard main, but i submain Scout, Soldier, and Demo.
:bbtgem: I'm the most obnoxious and sarcastic meme you've ever seen. I've got an arsenal of :emofdr:'s, :hillary:'s, ( ° ʖ °)'s, and the occasional lighthearted :redb:anter.
:bbtgem: I'm left-handed. Not that anyone cares. :hatty:
:bbtgem: I'm a curator. I review things from inside Harambe's Cage
:bbtgem: So you see the occasional "In Non-Steam Game: NORAD Missle Console"? Thats because Steam is the best OS for military sites. Also missle command is a great job inb4 I get fired for saying that

CPU Specs. Because someone wants to know... Maybe

:Padlocker:Mouse: Just some wired Dell Mouse. I have a fancy one but it sometimes stops responding. Rip.
:Padlocker:Headset: HyperX Cloud Stinger headset. One audio jack. Great voice quality.
:Padlocker: The big one, the PC! Has some stuff that nerds are interested in.
Processor: Intel Core i5-6300 HQ CPU @ 2.3GHz
Installed RAM: 8GB
System type: 64-bit OS, x64 based processor.
Added a 2TB storage thing. Thats nice
Edition: Windows 10.
It's an Inspiron 7559. Not on the product info page but it also has a Nvidia GeForce GTX. Standard Dell Laptop.

Stuff about when I'm offline... A lot of people have this section so y not.

:gunet:Online: Browsing memes. Message me but I might not join.
:B1:Offline: Self-explanatory. I'm not here but if you message I'l get back to you when I'm online.
:slimehungry:-Nobody Uses Looking To Play/Trade. Ignore this-
:FreeSquirb:Busy: Get outta my way. I'm working and I will snap your neck if you interrupt me. :emofdr:
:hillary:In-game: Don't invite me to other games. I probably won't join. Don't pester me if it's an FPS.

Off the intermission, here's some more facts nobody cares about.

:csgoct: I have Overwatch. The Battletag thingy is Quantum And the number is #11609
:csgoct: Nelson memed me. I have two Experienced Berets. Don't ask.
:csgoct: In Unturned I got a Glitched Bandito Mask, Haunted Bolt, and I had a Glowing Navy Hat that went to dis guy . Hasn't said anything about it or even thanked me. :conwayshrug:
:csgoct: I have a fan-game! For some reason... You can download it here [dafk.net]
:csgoct: I have a dank CS:GO frag vid. Or blooper reel. Idk. Its this .

Some people that are above average. Lel

:happyTom: Awezm the streamer dude. He's pretty neato.
:pug: Funkypug founded a 7k memeber group. He's nice.
:senpai: dat boi is a good friend. Partner in crime. Good at making kiddos cry in Gmod.
:PresidentTrump: You! for being a great person. Thanks for not being toxic.

The Forumgoers that I can't get rid of. wait wat

Double Filet-O-Fish - The only mature one... and even then...
SquidTheDS - Hates me for my "discount sunbeams lime robo meme hat"
Generic Jerry - Forum weapons arms dealer
TKO Dark Shadow - I think is addicted to creeps. You know, creeps :nonplussed_creep:
Sir Barnaby - Lead officer in the stat thread liberation squad
Toaster - A basketcase with a youtube channel

oh yea. there was a conclusion part in the .txt as well. better just copy and paste that too.

-Thanks for reading! Hopefully I'll see you in either the battlefield:TimberKnightHelmet:or the apocalypse!:bottledwater:

Sheesh... that sounds bad. Ah whatever. :CunningPepe:

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Created by - Quantum
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Hi! Welcome to the decade old game of Team Fortress 2!
So many weapons right? Well I'll give a nice little overview of ALL OF THEM!
Sounds great? Well let's get right into it!

Disclaimer: This is not finished but I am publishing it to get the word out

Recent Activity

90 hrs on record
last played on Feb 21
1,550 hrs on record
last played on Feb 21
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last played on Feb 20
SquibTheDS & Knuckles Feb 19 @ 7:16pm 
Being level 71 is hecka gay. Also you're a gay frick.
Quantum Feb 18 @ 7:00pm 
Toaster Feb 18 @ 7:00pm 
I replaced you as Mr. Banned-For-A-Month
Some Edgy Sniper Main Feb 17 @ 4:14pm 
no u
Quantum Feb 14 @ 11:56am 
never even heard of it
Von Matador Feb 14 @ 4:28am 
With your guide, the big book on every weapon.