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If you don's speak english I hate you <3 :3

some call me floppy penis

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Samuel Sperm Dumpster Jun 12, 2013 @ 7:56pm 
i one time opened a can of beans, and got nothing else but beans :(
i will do it Jun 10, 2013 @ 4:01pm 
homosexuality stems from emotional trauma whether self inudced or situational
I Like Turtles Jun 3, 2013 @ 4:28pm 
im back biatch
Spammy Semen Pants May 31, 2013 @ 9:34am 
Yo nigga wat chu lookin at nigga im so og nigga you best back the fuck off no use callin the cops we west side roll wide nigga so loud too proud you is nigga best watch you ass least you get a couple of caps nigga ima say dis one nigga you aint og yo nigga ass nothing compared to me nigga just give up shut up fuck off nigga im so og you can suck dese NUTS thats all you is is fucking NUTS you best just SHUTS yo mouf nigga ima cap it pap it og rap it nigga in a bow and send it to you momma I dont care nigga i aint no damn care bear nigga shut those big lips up
omg i just wrote a rap at midnight with no revising and never stopping
Samuel Sperm Dumpster May 14, 2013 @ 7:31pm 
Hi, wanna have sex?
Fifi La Fume ♥ May 14, 2013 @ 1:36pm 
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Dis gaem scared me and I didn't x-pect dat so I pooed my pants and what else is there to do with poop in your pants than eat it, I mean really. My mom has a good recipie for lemon chicken and sometimes she makes it and I get so happy that I take off all my clothes and begin dry humping my cat. The kids at school tell me that dry humping a cat is wierd and then they push my head in the water fountian when i'm using it in the hallway so to get them back I ran over and punched big bird in the crotch. I hate the fucking big douce bag so I gave him what was coming to him. Later in my life I want to squirt lemon juice down my penis hole so I can imaging what it would be like to be an og based african chinchilla. Then I would tie a rope around my neck and jump off my roof as I set myself on fire yelling "Burn the blacks and jews" and everyone would look at me. Then as I am choking to death I would masturbate and cum all over the police officers who arrived on the scene and they would freak out but it would be to late and then I would have choked to death. That dream reminded me of a poem I read in the 2th grade that my teacher had written and read to us and it went like
"Hitler did nothing wrong
the jews corrupt our school and society
blacks rape white girls in thongs
burn niggers and jews"
Then we all shouted "burn niggers and jews" at the top of our lungs and the next day our teacher was arrested. A few weeks later I got a letter from him saying that he could be my private tutor and when I went over to his house he raped me. This went on for several weeks until my mom finally walked in on him doing it. She then pulled out her 2 ft dildo and joined in on the fun. This made me very upset so I began to cry on the car ride home. My dad beat me with a piece of steak to shut me up. And that is why I like butterflys.

Leave a comment December 23rd, 2012 @ 5:42pm

0/10 not Call of Duty

Leave a comment December 12th, 2012 @ 3:10pm

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