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A Swarm of Angry Bees

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Ryan

Massachusetts, United States

I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house. I keep them alive in little containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart. Anyway, I recently have erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes. I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do one on one combat in a tournament of epic proportions. The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger. He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent. Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go on to the final round. There is a mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley. The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis. If the spider actually manages to beat Charley he will be declared the king of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.

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