Chuck Norris Facts!!!!

Chuck Norris

Washington, United States 

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
7. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
8. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
9. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
10. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

 

<---Texno---> zamieszczono dnia November 14, 2009 @ 2:36pm

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

 

Chuck »Ŧмú« is back zamieszczono dnia November 09, 2009 @ 12:04pm

check in www.tmuservers.com/forum

 

!?pepsi?! zamieszczono dnia November 08, 2009 @ 12:00am

chuck what up, i want to know how much admin is because i already got wcsadmin and i want normal admin too send a email to dj9981@yahoo.com or send (WST)!?pepsi?!

 

Chuck »Ŧмú« is back zamieszczono dnia November 01, 2009 @ 5:13pm

done

 

є¢ℓιρѕє [cookies!] zamieszczono dnia October 24, 2009 @ 5:37pm

hey chuck, i want my race scripts there names are "fish" killer fish" and "underworld".......you can email them to crowftw@gamil.com...thanks

 

Chuck »Ŧмú« is back zamieszczono dnia October 23, 2009 @ 11:44pm

reg at www.tmuservers.com

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