Cave Johnson here.

Wonderful, you're here. Been expecting you all day. Now don't bother sitting down because after this you're going to work again. I guess Aperture makes me do these "Tell everyone about yourself" things for all employees, but I seem to be the only one that ever does them. So yeah. I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place.

Okay enough with that. I'm Vader, or whatever name I'm going by at the moment, normally Vader though. I generally accept most friend requests so feel free to add me for whatever reason you can think of.

I generally play a few games right now. As of now, I play ARMA 2/DayZ mod, TF2, BF3, and multitudes of others.

Now onto trading. I really do not trade much, or play much TF2 anymore, but I still dabble in trading. If you're trying to get any of my unusual hats or rare items off me, it's probably not gonna happen. Only unusual I'm selling at the moment for another good unusual is my Steaming Brigade helm. Generally anything I'm selling is in the first 3-4 pages of my Inventory.

Still with me? Good. I'll have to give you a cookie.

Public comments are on, feel free to spam away, and other than that I'm incredibly boring.

Cave Johnson, we're done here.