Recent reviews by Section 8 Cracker

Slutty college girl, She likes to manipulate people out of money. If youve got the cash shes got now problem doing a suck and ♥♥♥♥. Rebecca is into BDSM and Beastiality. Dont ask wether its a dude or a ♥♥♥♥♥ cause I dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know.

Very fun game. I very much enjoy when about 3 zombies run up around you and you can't move an inch and even when you spray about 18 shotgun shells into their face it seems to do nothing because Valve is such a great game company and has amazing coders. I also love the times when I am running from a Tank and then one little zombie hits me and causes me to go from running to a complete stop in about 2 miliseconds, but that's okay, I enjoy getting fisted by the tank. Another thing I enjoy is when it takes about 15 minutes to heal yourself with one med-pack. I think this adds alot of time so you can think about what a fun game you are playing. Even better than that is when your teammates or bots heal you with a med-pack. Nothing screams "I love you" more than when you heal someone with a med-pack that takes 10 minutes to use at the end of the finale. By far my favorite thing is the wide variety of characters to choose from. You get to choose between a redneck, a gambler, a fat black man and a ghetto/sassy black girl. Overall this game is perfect in every way. I rate it 10/10.

There is not ONE female character in this computer game. This is another product of a male's attempt to gain power over the female audience! This "Valve" thinks just because most of us females do not speak up for our rights means they can just only make PC games targeted only to the testosterone filled consumers? I will not take this, do not buy this game, do not play this game, DO NOT EVEN SUPPORT THIS GAME! I rate it 0/10 for anti-female traits.

I get bullied constantly at school for my little penis and my severe psoriasis so I play this game in hopes that one day I can be the Postal guy and get revenge on all my schoolmates for making me go through all that emotional pain! I dream about pumping shell after shell into those bullies just like this video game! This game is great because it helps me let out all my rage from not having a father figure. I rate it 9/10.