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Member since:
March 18, 2010
Steam Rating:
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Playing time:
48.1 hrs past 2 weeks
Team Fortress 2
40.7 hrs / 2,407 hrs
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Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition
7.0 hrs / 46 hrs
Metro 2033
0.4 hrs / 3.2 hrs
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Almost

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Always look on the bright side of life

wanna know?

Capelle, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands 

hi i'm almost........
i haz an youtube account(now with vids!!)
as you maybe can see i enjoy tf2
if you looked at my backpack you see i have alot of useless shit, i am always interested in random crap

quotes i like(from video games, ofc):
GTA san andreas:
big smoke
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

"Man, if you can eat your food, while everyone else is losing theirs and blaming you, you straight homie."

"Bad blood leads to bad blood. If you read the book, that's the way of the world, baby!"

"Real strength comes from within, my brother."

"People have to open their eyes, and their hearts. I'm talking about the choices all men face, brother. Sometimes, they seem real, but other times there's no choice at all."

the truth:
every sentence that contains "government"

Toreno:
"Pick up the phone *phone rings 1 second after he said that*

Duty calls:
"I am a paratrooper cuz that is a real life war scenario, you cannot shoot me cuz this is a cutscene, to make the game feel more dramatic, like a movie. Soon i will be landing, i have landed on the ground."

"I have a grevely voice with a big voil(?) acczent, i have an eyepatsj, and i vear a nicze zuit, zis means i am leader of bad guys"

GTA IV(not finished yet)

Little Jacob:

"jee, i bwuzy call ma bwa"(yea, i am busy, call me back)

Tribes ascend:

[VWV]

[VWE](femme fatale)

[VGTG]

[VGW]

[VVC]

[VGTB](femme fatale)

Monday Night Combat:

"HEYYOOO MICKY CANCER HERE"

TF2:

too many to count, sorry

magicka:

too many to count, sorry(every refrence to monty python)

Unreal Tournament 2004:

(voice command) MEDIC!!!!!!(there is no medic in that game, ololol)

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101 Comments
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andy> May 19, 2013 @ 5:55pm 
no thanks
Almost May 19, 2013 @ 5:34pm 
stop loving me
andy> Apr 30, 2013 @ 1:44pm 
I still love you
M@ST3RSL1C3R Apr 27, 2013 @ 6:22am 
+rep trade
Codename S.P.Y. ~_^ Apr 20, 2013 @ 9:03am 
After 2,350 hours it is worth the weight. STOP PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS ALREADY!
andy> Mar 27, 2013 @ 7:48am 
I want you

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Games recommended by Almost _

i love floor, a girl from my school, and this game name's killing floor :I
srsly, buy this game when it is on sale for the 55th time, its worth it

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