JAU is a collection of people devoted to lives of professional assholdom. We pride ourselves on not listening to admins and getting banned for sexist, rascist, and lewd comments. JAU is pro-abortion after birth. JAU recognizes all religions as the fairy tales that they are. JAU is pro-nepotism only when we benefit. JAU only endorses candidates that will ruin another candidates chances of winning. JAU enjoys both reverse cowgirl and doggie. JAU is neutral regarding Cleveland Steamers, yet is anti-Dirty Sanchez.