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It's a magical leopleurodon!
Blodia fon Ronsenburg
Littleton, Colorado, United States 
"In the 60s the CIA was experimenting with cats. They were making spy cats! SPY CATS, you guys! But rather than giving cats adorable little matching suits and attaché cases, WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME, they instead cut one open, implanted a battery and a microphone, and turned his tail into an antenna."
"A primitive cyborg?"
"Exactly! The plan was that the cat could listen in on sensitive conversations completely unnoticed!"
"Did it work?"
"Well, they spent over five years and fifteen million dollars on it, but in the first and only field test Cyborgocat wandered onto the street, got run over by a cab, and was killed instantly."
"Ouch."
"And then the project was dismantled. It was a lot of money wasted, HOWEVER the project was named 'Operation Acoustic Kitty' which is ADORABLE. The moral of the story is this: whoever was in charge of naming secret CIA projects in the 60s was doing their job super well! THE END."
qwantz.com / http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB54/st27.pdf
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omg, i totally didn't even notice :D WOOT <3
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