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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 1:45pm

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2017 @ 10:02am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2017 @ 1:49pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2017 @ 12:19pm


You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2017 @ 12:58pm


Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2017 @ 10:39am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 4:56am


You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 1:43pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 1:36pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Aug 2, 2015 @ 8:07am


You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 1:43pm


You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 1:09pm


You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 1:11pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2017 @ 12:13pm


You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2017 @ 9:21am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 3:05am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 4:52am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 6:25am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 1:43pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2017 @ 8:57am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 4:06am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 4:17am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 5:45am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 2:07pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2017 @ 2:00pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2017 @ 2:18pm


You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.


You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.


You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.


You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.


You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

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