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Kapitán Nikolai Sergeyev
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Cpt. "VenoM" Bills (Commanding Officer - 1st SOFD-A)
Ryan Bills
My wall of quotes. Also known as a small breach in internet chat privacy.
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THEE_DEATHMASTER says:
either way there's infinite
THEE_DEATHMASTER says:
the borderline fact is that human mind cannot deal with infinity, there must be a beginning
THEE_DEATHMASTER says:
but if its infinity, then everything that could've happened, has happened, and is being repeated on larger scales (size of universe)
THEE_DEATHMASTER says:
and will continue doing so
THEE_DEATHMASTER says:
without end
THEE_DEATHMASTER says:
since numbers are infinite in size, so is the room to do shit
THEE_DEATHMASTER says:
i wonder if its possible for me to think this way without it being late like fuck
Chase_Mirror, Signal, Oh Shit says:
ha
Chase_Mirror, Signal, Oh Shit says:
dude
Chase_Mirror, Signal, Oh Shit says:
i was taking a shit and i looked down at a JC Penny's magazine in a basket
with a hot girl on the front
Chase_Mirror, Signal, Oh Shit says:
and the girl looks liek she's watching me
Chase_Mirror, Signal, Oh Shit says:
and i yelled out "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT BITCH"
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12:35 PM - elephantguts: because i have so much maturity
12:35 PM - elephantguts: and you have so little
12:35 PM - elephantguts: im doing the decent thing
12:35 PM - elephantguts: and trying to pass some onto you
12:35 PM - [Über] German AA-Gun: fdgsfds
12:35 PM - elephantguts: but its like trying to get a bum to not spend his charity money on booze
12:36 PM - [Über] German AA-Gun: The only thing you're passing onto me is my hate for your kind
12:36 PM - elephantguts: see thats what im talking about
12:36 PM - elephantguts: youre so far gone its impossible
12:36 PM - [Über] German AA-Gun: jesus christ
12:36 PM - [Über] German AA-Gun: YOU LOOK AT CP AND WANT TO FUCK A HORSE
12:36 PM - [Über] German AA-Gun: ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH
12:36 PM - elephantguts: yes, i do drugs too
12:37 PM - elephantguts: i just ate some shrooms im waiting for them to kick in
12:42 PM - elephantguts: oh did i mention im a furry too?
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[Über] German AA-Gun: technically, every time you use the PTRS in CoDWaW you're committing what would be in real life, a war crime.
:zing:
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The Desert Eagle:
An impractically large pistol with such a high recoil that it can knock a planet from its orbital path.
-E.D.
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11:48 PM - [Über]Sgt. four leaf Tayback: i was talking to some kid in my class a while ago about cod4 he said that its a a good perspective of modern war
11:48 PM - [Über]Sgt. four leaf Tayback: i walked away after that
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11:51 PM - [Über]Sgt. four leaf Tayback: lol i was reding comments on a acu skin for cod4 and someone asked why that wasent already in the game and a guy said because the game was based in 2004 and the marines dident use acu till 2005
11:52 PM - Kapitán Nikolai Sergeyev: :|
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Über Corp.
Armed Assault: Special Operations Corp.
Required ArmA Addons/Patches: (Install in this order.)
Armed Assault Patch 1.14 - http://www.armaholic.com/page.php?id=3235
Armed Assault Beta Patch 1.16 - http://www.armaholic.com/page.php?id=5428
A.C.E. Mod v1.08 (Full) - http://fow-hq.de/arma/ACE-ArmA_Mod_v1.08full.exe
A.C.E. Mod v.1.09 (Patch from 1.08) -
http://www.tacticalsites.com/~arma/Downloads/ACE-ArmA_Mod_v1.09update.exe
(For the newest ACE patches, check the following link:
http://community.bistudio.com/wiki/A.C.E_Advanced_Combat_Environment#ACEMOD)
Über Corp. Private Contractors
1st Special Operational Forces Detachment - Alpha (1st SOFD-A)
Rank/Name - MOA
Cpt. "VenoM" Bills - Designated Marksman/Fixed-Wing Pilot
Sgt. "Four-Leaf Tayback" Hulse - Support Gunner/Rotor-Wing Pilot
Cpl. "German AA-Gun" Porter - Medic/AT Specialist
PFC. "Throat Cancer" Hewitt - Rifleman/Medic
PFC. "Professor Mr. Dr." Mafia - Grenadier
Pvt. "TJHooker" Andersen - Rifleman/AT Specialist
Pvt. "Ace" Richard - Artillery Radioman/Rescue Support
Pvt. "Tark" Achinkofh - Rifleman/Engineer
Unassigned:
Rec. Eversmann
Rec. Wordsworth
Rec. "Fox" Clarks
The ÜBER Corp. is now recruiting for members to join the SOFD-B (Special Operational Forces Detachment - Bravo). Contact "[ÜBER] VenoM" if you're interested. Just add me to your friends list, and let me know.
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