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When my vagina gets dirty it does not smell like fish. It just smells like old vagina wet.

Loads of girls want to fuck me they just don't have the balls.

 

Each morning I wake up and a thousand castrated men part like the Red Sea to make way for my passage among them as I travel towards the Throne of Eternal Roffs to debase the insolent provincial bumpkins of my exquisite and capacious dominion.

My typical day centres around managing premium quality dickgirls through my structured acquisitions network and ensuring safe delivery to those who need them most.

Heartfelt thanks to Warkthogus for Puzzle Indie Pack, mako for Left 4 Dead 2, Zo for Audiosurf, Yev for Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Jij for Eversion, frameset for Bioshock, GAMERamble for Super Meat Boy, Yev for Magicka, A.J Dandelion for LIMBO and Zo for Dota 2!

Bros I've met: Delta, Jimmy, ISeeDedPpl, Pruizzen.
Bros I'm going to meet: YOU!

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How many girls would a dickgirl dick if a dickgirl could dick girls?

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Some usage critics insist that the only correct meaning of ‘mad’ is “mentally disturbed, insane,” ‘mad’ is often replaced by ‘angry’ in formal contexts.

I will list my kinks as that might be interesting or useful data to you.

● rape play; consensual nonconsent (submissive) (note: this is actually one of the most popular ones amongst women)
● age play (younger)
● spanking (receiving)
● biting (giving and receiving)
● facefucking; gagging/choking on cock
● being put on a collar and leash
● creampie
● whipping (receiving)
● sexual objectification
● pet play (being the pet)
● predator/prey; pursuit, take-down & capture (being the prey)
● being fucked while unconscious or asleep
● forced exhibitionism
● egg laying
● lactation
● size

I'm into anal and double penetration. Penis + vibrator in vaggo and anal dildo is heaven.

Who are you to tell another man what he wants to do with his own penis? Let him decide for himself.

You'll never meet a girl above the age of 18 that isn't a jaded slut that has been with at least six guys.

Nobody will ever accept me for who I am so, because I want a girlfriend, I'll have to become somebody I'm not.

83% [of women] owned up to telling "big, life-changing lies", with 13% saying they did so frequently.
42% would lie about contraception in order to get pregnant, no matter the wishes of their partner.
An alarming 31% said they would not tell a future partner if they had a sexual disease: this rises to 65% among single women.

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A.J ংDandelionೂ posted on February 07, 2012 @ 7:16am
just like a tiger!
 
A.J ংDandelionೂ posted on December 16, 2011 @ 1:10pm
a lovely horny little thing :3
 
Dr. Delta posted on November 04, 2011 @ 8:34pm
I sure am and wants ;3
 
Usage Critic Bilge posted on October 16, 2011 @ 3:41am
Delta wants me all for himself because he's a selfish gay.
 
Dr. Delta posted on October 13, 2011 @ 7:49am
lollers, oh you Sae-chan, you silly boyu ~
 
Sae-chan ๏̯͡๏ posted on September 29, 2011 @ 12:03pm
One wonders, then, why you would wish for such a thing, if it would not make you happy.


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The upstanding citizens of the glorious nation of Brotown

Rules of Brotown:

#1 Don't talk about Brotown
#2 Don't talk about Brotown
#3 If caught griefing you will be banned
#4 All griefers will be caught

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Leave a comment February 13th, 2012 @ 1:49pm

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Leave a comment November 25th, 2011 @ 10:15am

Highly recommend to anyone with a programming or analytical mind - working knowledge of chemistry not required!

Leave a comment October 16th, 2011 @ 3:47am