The upstanding citizens of the glorious nation of Brotown
Rules of Brotown:
#1 Don't talk about Brotown
#2 Don't talk about Brotown
#3 If caught griefing you will be banned
#4 All griefers will be caught
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September 14, 2003 Steam Rating:
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86.1 hrs past 2 weeks 
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Usage Critic Bilge
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When my vagina gets dirty it does not smell like fish. It just smells like old vagina wet.
Loads of girls want to fuck me they just don't have the balls.
Each morning I wake up and a thousand castrated men part like the Red Sea to make way for my passage among them as I travel towards the Throne of Eternal Roffs to debase the insolent provincial bumpkins of my exquisite and capacious dominion.
My typical day centres around managing premium quality dickgirls through my structured acquisitions network and ensuring safe delivery to those who need them most.
Heartfelt thanks to Warkthogus for Puzzle Indie Pack, mako for Left 4 Dead 2, Zo for Audiosurf, Yev for Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Jij for Eversion, frameset for Bioshock, GAMERamble for Super Meat Boy, Yev for Magicka, A.J Dandelion for LIMBO and Zo for Dota 2!
Bros I've met: Delta, Jimmy, ISeeDedPpl, Pruizzen.
Bros I'm going to meet: YOU!
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How many girls would a dickgirl dick if a dickgirl could dick girls?
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Some usage critics insist that the only correct meaning of ‘mad’ is “mentally disturbed, insane,” ‘mad’ is often replaced by ‘angry’ in formal contexts.
I will list my kinks as that might be interesting or useful data to you.
● rape play; consensual nonconsent (submissive) (note: this is actually one of the most popular ones amongst women)
● age play (younger)
● spanking (receiving)
● biting (giving and receiving)
● facefucking; gagging/choking on cock
● being put on a collar and leash
● creampie
● whipping (receiving)
● sexual objectification
● pet play (being the pet)
● predator/prey; pursuit, take-down & capture (being the prey)
● being fucked while unconscious or asleep
● forced exhibitionism
● egg laying
● lactation
● size
I'm into anal and double penetration. Penis + vibrator in vaggo and anal dildo is heaven.
Who are you to tell another man what he wants to do with his own penis? Let him decide for himself.
You'll never meet a girl above the age of 18 that isn't a jaded slut that has been with at least six guys.
Nobody will ever accept me for who I am so, because I want a girlfriend, I'll have to become somebody I'm not.
42% would lie about contraception in order to get pregnant, no matter the wishes of their partner.
An alarming 31% said they would not tell a future partner if they had a sexual disease: this rises to 65% among single women.
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...nobody should ever have to be somebody they're not. I can't do much, but I'll do what I can. Just tell me exactly what you want. But be careful what you ask for: you may get it.
just like a tiger!
a lovely horny little thing :3
I sure am and wants ;3
Delta wants me all for himself because he's a selfish gay.
lollers, oh you Sae-chan, you silly boyu ~
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