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Half-Life 2
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I'm amazing and I really like cookies. And my profile is R rated.
John tends to lie to people, so don't pay attention to what he says without a proper translator (A John whisperer, if you will).
I just wanted to let the world know that we live off of marshmallows, cheese, and grape juice. And by grape juice, I mean wine. John lies a lot, and he actually lives off of tequila.
I remember saying that I really enjoyed this game, but didn't want to pay 15 bucks a month for it. . . . now I don't have to.
DOWNLOAD IT
IT'S FREE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITINF RO>?
ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? WHAT THE FUCK BRO?
DOWNLOWN
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I GOT LAZY
MY FAVORITE PART IS MULTIPLAYER. MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT MULTIPLAYER IS THAT I RAN OVER A HOOKER. MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT RUNNING OVER THAT HOOKER IS THAT MY FRIEND HAD JUST SHOT HER. MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT MY FRIEND JUST SHOOTING THAT HOOKER IS THAT THE HOOKER DIED THEN GOT SLAMMED INTO BY AN SUV (DRIVEN BY YOURS TURLY) AT MAX SPEED. WE CHUCKLED TO OURSELVES AND SIPPED BRANDY.
